WTF? This thread is only 2 days old! I thought it was at least a week old... weird.

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"If she's old enough to crawl, she's already in position." -- Pedobear

My dick is sooo big, he just came back drunk and stoned from some loft party in the city (obviously never invited me, that bastard), covered in puke and now wants me to scrub his back and wash the balls.

My dick is so big, he makes Tiesto seem like a microbe prick in comparisson.

My dick is so big, he shot Dick Chenney in the face on their quail hunting outing.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

A big dick and some hard sex is all you need most of the time to solve an argument. Women always seem to try to take a simple argument to the next level, before she tries to take it there, grab her and throw her to the bed. rip her clothes off and remove her underwear with your teeth. You better start off by eating her out like she was a all you can eat buffet. Then when she least expects it, throw yo shit up in that piece and bang her brains out. If that doesn't work, then you're really gonna get it tomorrow.

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Originally posted by emc^2 My dick is so big, he makes Tiesto seem like a microbe prick in comparisson.

I lolled.

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Download and review ! Omega_M - In the Mix (Beta Version)

Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

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Originally posted by Dj_Skez A big dick and some hard sex is all you need most of the time to solve an argument. Women always seem to try to take a simple argument to the next level, before she tries to take it there, grab her and throw her to the bed. rip her clothes off and remove her underwear with your teeth. You better start off by eating her out like she was a all you can eat buffet. Then when she least expects it, throw yo shit up in that piece and bang her brains out. If that doesn't work, then you're really gonna get it tomorrow.

My dick is so big, he does not argue. He just finds another pussy to bang. Of course, none of that is discussed with me before hand. Speaking of hands,

My dick is so big, it would take a 1/3 of population of India just to jerk it off.

My dick is so big, he does not eat at "all you can eat buffet" he only eats elephant kebabs. Yes, entire elephants skewered on kebab. Told you my shit was big!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 My dick is so big, it would take a 1/3 of population of India just to jerk it off.

your dick seems to be bigger than your brain

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Download and review ! Omega_M - In the Mix (Beta Version)

Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

My dick is so big, all the tranceaddict posts can be written on it in letters each sized like the state of Texas.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

8========D My penor owns!

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Originally posted by Omega_M your dick seems to be bigger than your brain

My dick is so big, at this very moment he's only 30 seconds away from your house to cock-slap some sense into your brain.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

My dick is so big, he could fill Slylee's love hole to 99% of it's capacity.


























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quote:

No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)