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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

The chick Im dating bought new sheets for her bed for when I come visit her in 2 weeks... is that normal?

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

My fuck buddy kept trying to go down on me while I was on my period a couple of weeks ago. I told him to quit being gross and that I had a tampon in so he’s like, “ok ok I’ll stop”

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not scared of a little period sex or even a guy going down on me during that time. In fact, I think it’s hot when a guy just doesn’t give a shit and will do anything to go down there, but at least let me wash first. So we’re in bed watching a movie and I’m totally into the movie, and all of a sudden he wrestles me and pins me down and goes down there and literally tugs on my tampon string with his fucking teeth. I was screaming laughing for him to stop but I was mortified at the same time.

He comes back up and he’s like, “haha ok I’ll stop now”

Fuckin sicko.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee My fuck buddy kept trying to go down on me while I was on my period a couple of weeks ago. I told him to quit being gross and that I had a tampon in so he’s like, “ok ok I’ll stop” Don’t get me wrong, I’m not scared of a little period sex or even a guy going down on me during that time. In fact, I think it’s hot when a guy just doesn’t give a shit and will do anything to go down there, but at least let me wash first. So we’re in bed watching a movie and I’m totally into the movie, and all of a sudden he wrestles me and pins me down and goes down there and literally tugs on my tampon string with his fucking teeth. I was screaming laughing for him to stop but I was mortified at the same time. He comes back up and he’s like, “haha ok I’ll stop now” Fuckin sicko.

welp, eating lunch was pointless today cuz its now in my lap

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Originally posted by Slylee goes down there and literally tugs on my tampon string with his fucking teeth.

Yuck

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

lawl @ this thread. I am married, so I have had t3h sexorz before. That one time.

I know, he’s a little pervert. It wasn’t that bad though. I mean, I don’t have really heavy, nasty periods, so it’s not like there was blood on the string or anything. But still…it’s gross.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee I know, he’s a little pervert. It wasn’t that bad though. I mean, I don’t have really heavy, nasty periods, so it’s not like there was blood on the string or anything. But still…it’s gross.

im just imagining some dude gettin all amped up that he's goin down below and as soon as he pulls the string with his teeth a fuckin waterfall of blood pwns his face.

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Originally posted by medinaM5 im just imagining some dude gettin all amped up that he's goin down below and as soon as he pulls the string with his teeth a fuckin waterfall of blood pwns his face.

"I've made a huge mistake."

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Originally posted by medinaM5 im just imagining some dude gettin all amped up that he's goin down below and as soon as he pulls the string with his teeth a fuckin waterfall of blood pwns his face.

This is why every girl should have a camera available for moments like these!

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by medinaM5 im just imagining some dude gettin all amped up that he's goin down below and as soon as he pulls the string with his teeth a fuckin waterfall of blood pwns his face.

He didn’t pull it all the way out. lol He just tugged on it a little bit. I could feel it. I thought he was just going down there to tease me and then all of a sudden I feel it coming out and I screamed really loud, “FUCKING STOP IT GOD DAMNIT” and he came back up to calm me down. It was funny and I was laughing, but at the same time I was ready to grab his nuts if he kept it up.

He ended up talking me into letting him go down on me for a while after that. At that point, I figured he must really be a fiend and I just didn’t give a shit any more. I figured he would just come back up if it was gross so I was like, "fine, knock yourself out, but don't say I didn't offer to wash it first"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee "fine, knock yourself out, but don't say I didn't offer to wash it first"

Theres nothing like the taste of batteries.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.