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These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
romantic first line but least romantic second line for a valentine:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss: but I only slept with you
because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other:
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and
so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace:
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot:
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace:
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes: Damn, I'm good at
telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up
my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming:
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you takes my breath away:
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell:
Except for maybe .."Fuck You go to hell".
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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