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Originally posted by soupastah post of the year. the canoe put me in a laughing fit that lasted minutes. and i couldn't stop thinking of the "fucking" canoe all day yester. nice one

athankyou.

p.s. Balance is critical.

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Originally posted by elFreak threesome

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in relation to the 'size' question, was reading a quote thread and came across this gem.

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I may not hit bottom but I bang the shit outta the sides.

*chuckle*

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Originally posted by elFreak ask yourself if you would have a threesome with your gf and another guy.If the answer is no, then you already probably know why they don't want. The trick with 3somes is lots of alcohol, hanging out, and it being with a partner that you aren't serious about. Let's say you are sleeping with a girl (non committal) and you end up spending a few hours at her place with her and her roommate drinking and shooting the shit. If tension builds and people get horny score! But then again it obviously depends on how bi sexual anyone is. Fucking pay for it if you want it that bad, 3somes are like winning the loto it doesn't happen just because you want it to.

dude, theres one fucking rule in this thread, please read it. im not interested in your opinion or opinion of any other guy. you know why?? because when it comes to sex we're full of shit. i'd rather get an honest and boring answer from a girl then get a lesson in fucking, eating pussy or threesomes from a guy.

and fyi it does happen JUST because i want it too !!


see???

lol

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ive paid for it and ive gotten it for free, you are still a fag.

i win.

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You pay for sex no matter what... Think about it...

- Gotta get condoms, that costs money...
- If the girl is not on birth control and you don't use a condom and she gets knocked up, there comes a baby... that costs money...
- If you want good lube to enhance the pleasures of sexual penetration... that costs money...
- If you want to get into the pants of a girl that you meet at a club, you usually have to buy her a drink, or if not the cab ride home... that costs money...

Sex is never free... heck in order to produce healthy strong ejaculating sperm you need to eat healthy to develop those babies..

Alright my stupid post and my shitty comic comments for the day is done...

moonlight bunny ranch

the only time ever..use google worth it even if it was dirty.

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Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty im not interested in your opinion or opinion of any other guy. you know why?? because when it comes to sex we're full of shit.

Now I'll agree whole-heartedly with you that guys are full of shit when it comes to sex. What I'm wondering is, do you really believe that girls aren't?

Everybody is full of shit when it comes to sex and relationships. No exceptions.

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Originally posted by DigiNut Now I'll agree whole-heartedly with you that guys are full of shit when it comes to sex. What I'm wondering is, do you really believe that girls aren't? Everybody is full of shit when it comes to sex and relationships. No exceptions.

not like us man. actually what would they lie about?? did you ever heard girl say "oooh i fucked 200 hundred guys" or "see that guy??? i fucked him and told him to get the fuck outta my bed" or, god forbid "my clit is 11 inches long"??

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Originally posted by DigiNut Now I'll agree whole-heartedly with you that guys are full of shit when it comes to sex. What I'm wondering is, do you really believe that girls aren't? Everybody is full of shit when it comes to sex and relationships. No exceptions.

Umm, I disagree.

I am straight up about sex... there is no reason to lie or bullshit about it.

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Originally posted by DigiNut Everybody is full of shit when it comes to sex and relationships. No exceptions.

WRONG

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