omg ok so Jamie I read your Hanz thing in the Random Talking and pissed myself

I dated a guy for a year from north north north quebec and this whole flamer accent thing resonates SO clearly

it's the EEEEEEEE sounds that make it so homo

I'd be like "Paaaattttt don't forget to lock the door"

"Ok bay-beeeeeee. I weeeeeeeeeeeel"

Not "I will" it was "I weel"

or "No-www, I don't WONT to" (No, I don't want to)

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

awww duckie at least you HAVE a vibrator haha.
you can skip the coyness, foreplay, or caring about him going.
just go straight to CUM. haha

i was REALLY horny & i was excited for nathan to come back from this trip so we could have sex. day before he arrives- i get my period: ULTRAFAIL.

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

well i rarely say "let's make love". i'm more into just "doin it" and saving the love making for special occassions. i was just stoned so that's why i found it funny when he said that. but he's so cute he's my baby and i'm lucky

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

ah, yeah. well, i guess im more mushy then id never like for him to refer to that as FUCK, or let's have sex right now.. id be like.. NO. lol but im sure he KNOWS, im a big sensitive retard. i like to be passionate every single damn time

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

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Originally posted by yukii ah, yeah. well, i guess im more mushy then id never like for him to refer to that as FUCK, or let's have sex right now.. id be like.. NO. lol but im sure he KNOWS, im a big sensitive retard. i like to be passionate every single damn time

sweetie you have a lot to learn about men lol


starting with the fact that they love to fuck and they love blow jobs.


i mean i'm sure there are some guys out there who really like the good girls and "making love" but they are most likely sexually repressed and will result to porn or something lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

We only say "make love" when something emotional is going on. Then it's all slow and lovey and fantastic. Even when we just *(^&, it's still really emotional and connected. Almost overwhelming actually

And Ducky, it always comes when you're not looking

//edit 80% of the time though, it's 69 + hot %^&*ing

we have started off making love many times and it got kinky really fast lol it always does.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

damn.

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Posted by Omega_Blue that's it, fuck it i'm quitting ta forever. fuck if i'm gonna get trolled by fucking yukii. dammit!

Sometimes I wish I wasn't such a fucking prude... I have to be dating the same guy for about a month until I do it with him. -grumble-

I'm wasting the best years of my life.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

Sorry, but I thought I would interject a male perspective.... while you women are making love, we're fucking.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

lol the first time we ever got into a fight we were so ruffled by it (it nearly took us a year and really it was only bickering, not a fight lol) that I was moping on the bed and he all got on the bed behind me and hugged me and said sorry and then was like "I want to make love to you."

WOW talk about passion

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Originally posted by Banora Sometimes I wish I wasn't such a fucking prude... I have to be dating the same guy for about a month until I do it with him. -grumble- I'm wasting the best years of my life.

Wishing gets you no where.

*** disclaimer; I'm still not convinced you aren't a tranny ***

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down