just do like a one of my friend did... a girl was giving him some looks... so he just took a condom from his wallet, went to the girl and asked if she wanted to use it while holding the condom

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Originally posted by B-Good Step 3: TELL THEM YOUR A DJ ! (gets em everytime)

NO. This does not work. I am fucking sick of ppl telling me they are djs, as if i care. Everyone is a dj, it doesnt make you special.

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Originally posted by butterfly NO. This does not work. I am fucking sick of ppl telling me they are djs, as if i care. Everyone is a dj, it doesnt make you special.

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Originally posted by Furel Be rich and/or powerfull. Like a president or something. Chicks dig that.

best advice i've read in this thread so far

first of all you need to sort your hygeine out , e.g body odour / spots hair , etc, then you need some swede clothing prob some Custo or cool clothing like this , then you need some hair gel and some aftershave, then some cash then hit a pub or posh bar, and go and talk to some fine ladies, 9 times outta ten they no you wanna fuk them , as if you just went over for a chat anyways lots of girls dont wanna pull esp if its the begginging of the night or if there in a big group, as they dont want lads with them all night , women are complex hunnys, its good to get a few smiles going first then if she smiles back your in, i wouldn't get to desperate the right one will come. if your gaggin just go and buy a hoe !

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Guy: Are you irish Girl: No why Guy: Because my dick is Dublin

hmmm.. i dont actually get this one.. Me bein Irish + being in Dublin at the minute u'd think i would.. Anyone want to enlighten me??

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this line is guaranteed to work... "I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock."

..I dont think that one would ever work..

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whip out your cock on the dance floor and ask her how she likes your shoes

lol - quality

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if your gaggin just go and buy a hoe !

Best advise so far!


The bit i have difficulty with is just gettin in contact with them in the first place. Usually just get really drunk and go over to them and slabber all over them, and make an absolute creep of myself!

i dont think i'd ever have the nerve to use a cheesy chat-up line, but if it' breaks the ice i suppose it could be attempted at least once!

One i heard at the weekend:

Walk up to a girl and say:

"Tell me this and tell me no more.."

Wave ur hands in the air and yell "Do ya like what ya see!!!"
Kinna hard to describe the correct way to act.. needa show ye all properly..

David

Guy: Are you irish
Girl: No why
Guy: Because my dick is Dublin (doubling)

does that clear it up for ya?

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saddest thread ever

well done

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Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer saddest thread ever well done

agreed.

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Originally posted by basd For a moment I thought it was Flemish, but since you don't understand either.. I'm confused

'k Verstoant; julder e heweune hin vlams gen.
ja, 'k gon eker e stutte gon bréen.
Flemish & Dutch are fundamentally the same language, but they don't have a clue if we talk in dialect