I learned this today ---v

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Originally posted by Turbonium Here's a little fact for you guys (and girls) who are into it. Considering the anus has a sphincteral muscle, and it's really only designed to push things out, and you're forcefully shoving something in the other way, guess what can happen? You guessed it! Once you get older, you can shit your pants without realising it until it's too late. It basically ruins that anal muscle... I'm not making this up, a doctor I know told me.

I guess I won't be dating any retired porn stars. TA is such a great learning environment. Hope to earn my TAD this summer.

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GIGANTIC CUNT

I learned that a mother who is high on crack going around fucking anything that moves can give her unborne child syphillis. And that child who is borne is doomed from day one...

I work in an ER and saw this today. The child was 18 days old. Eyes swollen shut, coughing up a thick white mucus..... with a rash that goes from head to toe. Her cries were not cries.... it was just a faint whimmer followed by a sickening gargling sound....



I hate why people that fuck themselves up, screw over the lives of someone that has absolutely no control over it.


Enough said. Im still depressed from this.

I learned that Motzart's Requiem is actually Polyphonic, not Homophonic, as I put down on my test. Who knew.

And I must know why this Turbonium kid was enquiring about this whole anal muscle thing.

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"Oh NO! It seems the world has been infected by a disease called shitty music.
We've had innocculations for some time now but the populace keeps refusing it.
You don't want it? Fine. Give me all the vaccine and a needle and I'll fucking overdose.
It'll be the best day of my life."

i learned thtat you should never try to sell porn to your own dad!!!

^^^Your screen name and your post go together well.

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"Oh NO! It seems the world has been infected by a disease called shitty music.
We've had innocculations for some time now but the populace keeps refusing it.
You don't want it? Fine. Give me all the vaccine and a needle and I'll fucking overdose.
It'll be the best day of my life."

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Originally posted by SpykeChyld ^^^Your screen name and your post go together well.

LOL

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Originally posted by SpykeChyld ^^^Your screen name and your post go together well.

im flattered...

today i learned that some after-prom parties are FUCKING AMAZING and are QUALITY FUN!!!!!!!!

i'm out cuz it's almost 5 am

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Originally posted by Galapidate LOL

I just realised this pesron has changed their name, but I can't remember what it was before.

Damn...

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

today i have learnt that i am in control, to an extent

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Originally posted by Nicke 1. Pumpkins don't live 2. They're not orgasms.. sorry organisms 3. They don't have eyes

You schooled that biatch.

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Originally posted by Nicke 1. Pumpkins don't live 2. They're not orgasms.. sorry organisms 3. They don't have eyes

Triangle eyes!!!

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."