ive done it on a waterbed before, my x /g/f parents had one, nothing special really, still gave it to her proper
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Jul-09-2003 07:25
Endre
lol space music
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Space
i say your not much of a man if you do all the work your self, gotta let ya women do some..
Jul-09-2003 07:53
chjo
Shiva Trancer
Registered: May 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by JohnSmith
Now, for something REALLY difficult(and fun) try taking off all the sheets, and the waterbed cover so it's just bare plastic, and then cover the whole thing in canola oil, as well as slather each other in it. This is fucking awesome, but very difficult, as you are sliding all over the place.
good luck!
Hohohohoho... sounds ehhh... cool!!
Will definitely go for that
Jul-09-2003 09:22
[mart]
PSN: mart_likes_fluke
Registered: Jun 2002
Location: England
I thought you were going to say that it sprung a leak or something...
Jul-09-2003 09:28
davinox
diving deep into sound
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: you could say i'm from dallas
quote:
Originally posted by TuanAnh213
i had sex on a hammock...but then the damn thing flipped over and we fell on our asses...god it hurt
YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!
That's seriously one of my fantasises.....
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Jul-09-2003 21:01
drizzt81
Professional Lamer
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: GTA #1 - At work
quote:
Originally posted by JohnSmith
Now, for something REALLY difficult(and fun) try taking off all the sheets, and the waterbed cover so it's just bare plastic, and then cover the whole thing in canola oil, as well as slather each other in it. This is fucking awesome, but very difficult, as you are sliding all over the place.
good luck!
i love that pun..
never had sex on a waterbed. i heard they are bad for you back anyhow :P
yum twat.
be a moron or just spell like one.
