On a foggy afternoon in southeastern Gaydos land, Queen Shalifle of the Greater Communion of the Fairies of Fairy Forest called a huge meeting about some problems in the forest. One of these problems was the Moogilie robbery rate. The robberies went up an incredible 37% in two weeks. Another problem was the beavers taking down the trees, and of course, the rising population of wild 7 tusked boars. While Queen Shalifle tried to think of some solution to solve and stop the problems that were popping up in the Fairy Forest, near the Gaydos Palace the Almighty King Gaydos put together a dragon slaying festival that brought together the best dragon slayers in the Land of Gaydos to play in a contest that determined the best dragon slayer in Gaydos' Land. During the festival, some ignoramus in the crowd of people watching the contest ran over to the pavilion where King Gaydos and his loyal servants sat to watch the event, faced the crowd, and told the crowd that King Gaydos accepted a deal with a leprechaun that flocked a lot of gold into the wealth room in the Gaydos Palace. After that happened the ignoramus was thrown to the ground and sentenced to the mother of all punishments. The punishment was known as the clouting kolasis. The punishment was where all of the victim's fingers, toes, ears, and spinal vertebrae was cut off, then the surgeon bringing the punishment to the victim would stop the bleeding so the victim would still live but would be in a tremendous amount of pain, then the victim would have to decide to live with the unbearable amount of pain or commit suicide with an ax: he would stop the pain by killing himself. The ignoramus couldn't take the pain anymore, so he decided to take the ax and cut his head off.
On the huge bulletin board type object above the suicide was the sentence in kladiduck language "Shniletni gloodiboxdix mestlixdo rainflop." Which in English meant: don't be afraid to laugh at riitt faced whores. Riitt is a very complex word that has only one meaning; the word is from the continent of Africa on reality land. The language is Swahili; two Africans collapsed into the dimensions of the kollaja dreamset and found themselves on an island in Gaydos' land. From there the two Africans had spread the language but then were taken captive by some pirates. Oh and what does the word riitt mean? Proceed into the chronicle and ye shall find out later. The education system in some parts of Gaydos' land was only about how to learn how to live in some parts of the great land, how to reproduce, and learn about the other life forms in the land. The land is very huge so it has a lot of life forms. In the education system of the small city of florplunka, they were learning about how puddledogs jump of seeds when they are born.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.