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hehe,
last year a mate and me went out on the piss in town,
anyway at the end of the night my mate walked home over the
other side of town.......He forgot to take his key, he
didnt have the brains to knock on the door, to wake up his mum. so he just
crashed out on a green patch outside his flat.
The next morning i popped over to see him about 1 on a
schorching afternoon, turns out he was still crashed out
on this patch of grass and the people who were sunbathing
outside didnt bother to wake him up. When i woke him up he looked
like a fucking human beetroot, stupid twat!
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