so you ask for your legs back, to which he replies, "sorry, no can do. however, i can...

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...take away all of your limbs.

*ZZZZAP*

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

...which is fine because now you can avoid the crucifying penguins that've been running around lately. so you roll towards the door and...

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...realize it's locked.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

you unlock it with you mouth....

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"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And im gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. NOW, wake the fuck up!"

...u open the door and see a warp gate...

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Thank You and Goodnight

you paused. asking if you're still dreaming or not

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Doo Doo Breaks

you step in...and enter a world full of beautiful brunette women...

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"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And im gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. NOW, wake the fuck up!"

...but unfortunately you still have no limbs.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

but then you realize that having no limbs is a really good thing when it comes to brunette babes cause then it's easier to

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Hang on to all the great moments in life, cause you never know when they may end..

headbutt them .

after a good romp with the brunettes, you realize they've made off with all of your cash. so you...

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