omg. not THIS again

"Do you like guys by the name Patrick?"

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"Those are my principles, if you don't like them... well, I have others.”

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Originally posted by TranceGiant omg. not THIS again "Do you like guys by the name Patrick?"

sorry i couldnt help myself

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GIGANTIC CUNT

"so, um, do you like... stuff?"

"my doctor said i wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger out of there."

"what's a battle?"

"half empty or half full?"

"you didnt have cornflakes for breakfast, did you.."

"okay, i'll admit: i want to sEx yuO"

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"Those are my principles, if you don't like them... well, I have others.”

"Are you wearing underwear?"

If it's an all ages club:
"Are you 21? No? I have beer at my place"

You have no idea how many times my buddy tries the beer line, he loves his young chicks

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Originally posted by Omegasox "Are you wearing underwear?" If it's an all ages club: "Are you 21? No? I have beer at my place" You have no idea how many times my buddy tries the beer line, he loves his young chicks

hahaha, that's the funniest thing i've heard in a while. he should pretend to compare fake IDs sometime.

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Originally posted by daffodil it's nice to just shut up and not feel uncomfortable about it.

yeah, i mean, wtf, are people too insecure about themselves that they can't just spend some time in silence?

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Originally posted by whiskers yeah, i mean, wtf, are people too insecure about themselves that they can't just spend some time in silence?

Thats why the call me Whiskers!

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Originally posted by daffodil hahaha, that's the funniest thing i've heard in a while. he should pretend to compare fake IDs sometime.

The funny thing is, he's 24 and looks like he's 17. So he can either lie and say he's young and no one would know, or he can say he's 24 and when they don't believe him, pull out his ID. The best of both worlds!

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Originally posted by Orbax Thats why the call me Whiskers!

what's that supposed to mean? be careful, or i ninja-steal yer alcohol!

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i like alochol!

Well hypothetcially speaking, say there was an extremely attractive girl i would want the pleasure to get better aquainted with across the room, and she had been eyeing me for the last half hour...





I'd casually and cooly walk straight up to her ...






and just go....







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BWAH!!!!