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actually women are the root of all problems. If women werent the way they were, only a couple of things would have been invented.
1) Men would still live in caves. Building shit is hard work, why would we need anything else.
2) Fire would be invented to keep us warm in our caves.
3) Beer, for obvious reasons.
4) Blunt Trauma weapons, such as clubs, to hit shit with. Possibly sling throwers.
Basically itd be a whole bunch of dudes chillin around a fire drinkin beer, and occasionally gettin a mob and chasing some deer or something. Wed be drunk and probably wouldnt get it, which is why we would be vegetarians, and live longer than we do now.
Plus we would still BE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN AND LIVING FOREVER AND NOT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY AND CRAP TODAY
edit** as Dave Chapelle said "If men could fuck and live in a cardboard box..."
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