lol...I SNUCK IN THE CLUB NIGGA! TAP HER ASS IF U NEED SOME WEED!

then im like is that her...birth canal? ohhh it gets worse, then im like is that a...is that a BABY? i know that sounds terrible...because it WAS a baby.

*recognizes potential for gigantic thread hijack*

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well, we already kinda answered the question hehe.

100 ways to please your man
BY: Some lady

see there are only 4 ways to please a man. Suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich and dont talk so much! thats it.

I live in fuckin garbage can Im the poorest mother ****** on sesame street!...then ppl wonder why their kids grow up and walk all over homeless ppl "get it together grouch" "get a job grouch"

gimme some smack bird!

quote:

Originally posted by speedracer_mec 3 questions bout gurls..ive been wondering.. 1)do gurls tend to be more commited in a serious relationship e.g. They are already planning the wedding..kids.house... are they more serious than guys..? 2) do guys tend to want to have sex more often than the gurl? testorone/ a factor? 3) does size matter to girls? or motion in the ocean?

A1) depends on the girl...
A2) girls like to have sex a lot too, they just either don't wanna admit or haven't had enough to know that yet
A3) motion of the ocean + the bigger the better

OK OK OK.....imma come clean and tell yall wut the problem is..

so grab a cup of coffeee and sit down.



i made another thread last time about me catching herpes and clymadia this summer...and i was devastated. But me and this gurl decided to stay together...and we still are together and in love..
she loves me ..i think????....i love her....we have settled down..


unfortunately the world is against me and i keep having outbreaks while she doesnt...
we been having alot of sex with no condom since we are our only partners from now on....we are goin to stay together.

she was crying when she found out she had it as the symptoms arose on her a week earlier than me.

when i had my recent outbreak 3-4 weeks ago....she told me...we should stop having sex for a while!

i dropped my jaw and was mad!.....she gave me the disease and we both have it and why tha fuk should we stop having sex.

i mean even if i keep having outbreaks having sex aint gonna change it. she said we need to let our bodies relax and maybe outbreaks wont happen as frequent. Im mad and wondering if she is gettin dick somewhere else....


is this hoe talk? or is she being realistic woman talk bullshit(cuz she said she wants me to be her only partner cuz she has herpes and i do too)...


im sad and frustrated....i didnt ask for this disease but at least gimme pussy if u gave it to me...damn outbreaks


guide me god...im sad

i think you need to learn the art of seduction my friend. Casual sex can get old for ladies, and I think she probablys is thinkin that you take her sex for granted now cuz youre both diseased. How bout you do somethin fuckin romantic and give her no choice but to ride the bone rollercoaster

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Originally posted by Orbax i think you need to learn the art of seduction my friend. Casual sex can get old for ladies, and I think she probablys is thinkin that you take her sex for granted now cuz youre both diseased. How bout you do somethin fuckin romantic and give her no choice but to ride the bone rollercoaster

put it in lameman terms please..



btw i am romantic..i buy her flowers..i gave her a gold anklet...taken her to the broadwalk yadadadada...

wut do u mean

Id need to know the lay of the land. but here is a quick idea, you can fill in details

hike mountain catch sunrise. bring blanket. its 4 am and youre both tired from the hike. You nestle in, tell her to come over, have her lay down on you, spread the blanket. As sun rises, lean forward, turn her head, kiss her.

boom. Then if shes tired have her fall asleep on you as you sit on top of a fuckin mountain and enjoy life.


P.S. You will die from the sex.