haha thats not his relationship. ^^^ i read that somewhere before ... the brownie shit

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i bet the girl above was blonde

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never pawn a man's TV...just not cool. I mean wahtever if she cheated on him that means that the relationship is over...but the TV is really the trigger here...the pee trigger so to speak

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Originally posted by Orbax i think ive peed 2L before playing a version of the century club that involved taking 2oz shots intstead of 1 and not standing up till the game was over. at least it felt like 2l

i've done it.

and yeh, that was a classic story, real or not.

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Originally posted by whiskers i disagree. teh best breakup ever would be this: So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a videotape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. you didn't keep eating the brownies did you? sure did i was hungry

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Originally posted by whiskers i disagree. teh best breakup ever would be this: So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a videotape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. you didn't keep eating the brownies did you? sure did i was hungry

Haha haaaaaaa!

That wouldnt suprise me, some girls can be cold callus bitches sometimes. (Speaks From Experience)

sure did
i was hungry

lol

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Gizeh - Feelin Good

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Originally posted by whiskers i disagree. teh best breakup ever would be this: So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a videotape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. you didn't keep eating the brownies did you? sure did i was hungry

this story makes me think that he did something to her that made her act like this.

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Originally posted by whiskers i disagree. teh best breakup ever would be this: So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a videotape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. you didn't keep eating the brownies did you? sure did i was hungry

the funny thing is that Id find the guy she was suckin off and beat him to within an inch of his life, and not say anything to the girl.