Happiness can't buy money.

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

Money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you sex.



Just an observation hehe

MrS

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-"Reality" is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.

My favorite quote from "Wall Street" - "Whoever said 'Money does not buy happines' never had any..."

If money does not buy happiness, why am I so happy to be stashed away in my nice single house basement in suburbia, playing with my 7 hardware synths that most can only dream about, driving a very nice car, have a wife that drives a new car, and some money left to buy some toys that make my kid happy...?

This theory is load of crap. Thanks G-d for money and remember: "Greed is good"...

Next time you think that money doesn't buy happiness, think of how much happier you could be while chilling out on a beach somewhere exotic, not having to worry about making your next months bills, etc...

My favorite poster of all time looks like this:

There's a dude dressed in smart threads with a bottle of Dom Perignon in one hand and a flute in another. He's leaning against his 1955 R.R. which is parked in front of The Department of Public Welfare building. The caption on the poster is "Poverty Sucks"

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Originally posted by Spin Doctor ”Money can’t buy you happiness” is just something that that the bourgeois tell all us proles, peons and surfs so we don’t feel bad we’ve got none of it.

Pardon me sire, but you falled on the spelling of the word "surfs". I do believe you are reffering to "serf" - as in "servant".

Let's return to our regular activity - kicking homeless while they sleep or arranging homeless street fights.

I'm off to my bowl of caviar and Dom Perignon bath in my gold tub with 20 naked maids catering to my every desire.

EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT COMMIE BASTARDS!

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if i was a billionare id be so happy id have a big smile on my face all day even when i sleep and id dance to and fro everywhere i go

mo money mo problems my ass...the only problem i can think of is whether to buy the red ferrari or the yellow one

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Originally posted by NiteKiD if i was a billionare id be so happy id have a big smile on my face all day even when i sleep and id dance to and fro everywhere i go mo money mo problems my ass...the only problem i can think of is whether to buy the red ferrari or the yellow one

Silly simpleton... The answer is simple: Silver McLauren, duh! Get your act together, you are looking like a total welfare case... Besides - Ferrari is soooo 80's...

Ok, back to my slippers made out of baby seals and bath robe woven by indonesian children laborers who work for $1 / month... All while being serviced by my 17 naked maids... What happen to the other 3, you ask? Oh, I gave them keys to my Porsche Carrera 2 Turbo, Buggatti and Aston martin and send them on a (naked) beer run, weed run, and muchies run. They are instructed to carry all currency internally, that's just how sick I am... But I am eccentric, not sick... We, rich people, can't afford to be sick.....

...Oh, tomorrow I'll be wiping my butt with pieces of original Mona Lisa canvas...

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Originally posted by CynepMeH Pardon me sire, but you falled on the spelling of the word "surfs". I do believe you are reffering to "serf" - as in "servant".

Guilty as charged.

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Originally posted by occrider The least happy Russia Armenia Romania Source: New Scientist

I am Armenian. Wow is me...

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Hm... My wife is Armenian, I am from Ukraine (though most Americans refer to it as Russia) and aside from occasional cocaine come-down blues and heroine craving, we're a pretty well-adjusted couple without too many dull moments.

Ok, gotta go sniff some coke off my barely-legal maid's butt.

Feel free to call me on my diamond-encrusted platinum cell phone...

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For everyone who wants to "buy" your way to happiness, according to this study if you send me 90% of your assets, you will be expontentially happier.

THink of what a sad bastard ill be

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Originally posted by Orbax For everyone who wants to "buy" your way to happiness, according to this study if you send me 90% of your assets, you will be expontentially happier. THink of what a sad bastard ill be

LOL that is a great idea the remaining 10% you give it too me (hey I'm just happy for the extra cash since I cant' get a bigger cut)

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Originally posted by Cuervo79 LOL that is a great idea the remaining 10% you give it too me (hey I'm just happy for the extra cash since I cant' get a bigger cut)

OK, quick... what's 10% of 0....


Fine, you can have the entire 100% of 0 just to make you happy, dawg.

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