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Guy:"Yeah but it actually makes things clear, you see. Because now, I know exactly what I have to do."
Girl:"Yeah? What?"
Guy: "I'm gonna fuck your mom."
Girl: "What?"
Guy: "Your mom and I, we're going to have sex."
Girl: "You know... it's not funny."
Guy: "No, it's not."
Girl: "You're disgusting."
Guy: "I'm gonna tell her you said that."
Girl: "I thought you were going to be cool about all this."
Guy: "I am being cool about all this, now go home and tell your mom she's about to get fucked."
^^ LMAO.
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