Whilst working at Morrisons on the Pie shop, a bloke came in and started to talk to me about what a beautiful day it is. You have to benice so u smile. He then reached into his pocket and got out 3 pieces of paper. He put them on the top of the counter and began talking some language that i dont know lol. he then said his doctor said he had to take his medication or he would go to these co-ordinates. I was like...mmm...ok. he then got out 3 tubes of pills, and said can i leave these with u coz i need to go to these co-ordinates and if you take them then i wont need to see my doctor ever again. I mean i was like WHAT??????????? He then looked at me and i was specahless, he then went DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME>???? i was like ha? lol. he then picked up his stuff and ran into the potato stall thing and knocked it all down, and ppl were helping him get up and stuff and he was shouting like "leave me alone, dont let them take me mum"...it was a thursday, so it was the day that Millbrook (mental hospital next door) lets their patients out.

On the bus going to the gym and a bloke in front of me was attacking his chair and swearing. i was sat right behind me and he was spitting, that was quite scary!

Bloke likes to ride his bike behind our old school. He is quite a large bloke and he would listen to his music with headphones and clap his hands riding along the main road. Doing P.E watching this bloke whilst playing footy was hilerious, though looking back its really dangerous coz we kinda encouraged him by lughing.

It aint their foult they're like that, but hey we're also too only human and u cant help but laugh.

LMAO at the person who laughed at the bloke who was dressed up and he throttled him haha

My m8 works in a mental hospital and you should here some of the stuff that he tells me lol.

Have you seen the NHS logo with 2 ppl holding hands ? Theres one in the ward that he works in and one of the nutters has drawn 2 speach bubbles on the 2 ppl holding hands. The first bubble says Were is my dog? and the other sais i don't know but were is my dog ??????

I went to see him at work on his break and we were in the canteen and this bloke is standing there talking total wash(bit like me at the moment) and my m8 tells me that this guy thinks everyone is trying to poisin him, so i get a packet of crisps and im inspecting the bag saying whats this in here ohhh someones trying to poisen me and the guy totaly freaks out, goes bananas and heads for the door. Anyway the guy hasn't eat out of there again and it's the only place he's eat out of since he's been in the place. oops!

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Originally posted by Anaardvark Aye, theres always one well fit, blemishless fitty in every fast food chain. Funnly, how ever hard you try and get served by her, you always get served by the shovel faced foreign student type next to her who cant understand what the fuck your trying to say. How hard can it be to understand the phrase "Large Chicken Whopper Lite meal with a Sprite, no ice"? I mean, seriously, all i want is my meal, and i end up with a fucking small quaterpounder meal with a fanta. Retards, nothing but retards, i hope they fall into the chip fat and melt into a sticky goo.

LMFAO

Half of the ppl working in McDonalads have fucking great big zits, big white headed buggers, and you dont know if there squeezing out the white puss into your burgers.

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Originally posted by DJ M.G LMFAO Half of the ppl working in McDonalads have fucking great big zits, big white headed buggers, and you dont know if there squeezing out the white puss into your burgers.

Il let you in on a little secret...you know the mayonaise that is on the fillet of fish or McPremier..well....

How can people eat McDonalads is beyond me? Only about 40% of a Berger is meat! What the hell is the other 60%/

Anyway there is a guy who lives near me, who speaks to him self and works weirdly. Hes harmless so why should it bother anyone?

I heard from some source that a woman caught an STD from eating at burger king cos some bloke squirted his dirt on the burger she ate!

That is fucking discusting thats why i dont eat there,

Theres this weirdo who lives local to me.

He's about 20 but hangs around with the 12 year olds, and is dating a 13 year old!

He used to work in Sainsbury's but got sacked for stealing food, then he worked in Iceland and got sacked for stealing food. Now he's working in Waitrose, and apparently he stalks all the female employees I know two girls who work there who have both been followed by him .

There was this thing in the local newspaper recently about a teenager on a yellow bike who would drive up to girls and then feel them up! and this guy has a yellow bike.

Once I was walking near his house and he cycled in to me with the bicycle on purpose!

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Originally posted by DJ M.G I heard from some source that a woman caught an STD from eating at burger king cos some bloke squirted his dirt on the burger she ate! That is fucking discusting thats why i dont eat there,

Everyone's got a story like that.

Like remember a certain nameless UKTA who claimed that a friend of his got herpes after someone at the mayonaise factory decided to add some of his own to the mayonaise . But basically there is no posibility that herpes can be spread in this way.

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