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| quote: | My girlfriend left me for some dude who doesnt play videogames all day like I do and I moved to my aunts house on the west coast. To this day, I post on this forum about a game I still play, its really addictive, so much so that I have made my families life a living hell because I make up stories that way I can stay at home and play 20++ hours a day instead of working at a fast-food joint. I also make up stories about stars that I have met and have made everyone believe I have a job in the recording industry.
I have tried to quit all my lies, but I cant because its so funny since everyone thinks I am a stud from Missouri, but in my heart I know I am a fat, disgusting, lying, white trash, whose sex life revolves around blowup dolls and a tub of warm crisco. |
oh god.. i think i'm addicted to this site
| quote: | | I stole 4 large bud plants from my neighbors illegal weed shack. |
i'll kill this guy
| quote: | | I have three testicles |
okay, i'm cured 
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