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Originally posted by Floorfiller thats a great point hehehe... i heard this one stupid thing called a DUMPLING you take a shit while your girl gives you a blowjob and the water splashes up in her face funny to hear, but horrible if it was ever done...

Well, where I come from, we call this one a blumpkin. Same concept though.

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Originally posted by occrider Nothing beats the piledriver with a nosebone.

That's great! love the dolls on this one!

Ok, time to add my own to this thread. I must first to give credit to my bud Jimmy. He is the most perverted guy that I know.

Rusty Trombone - Girl is eating out your asshole and reaches around and jerks you off at the same time (like shes playing the trombone)

French Horn - (Basically the reverse of Rusty Trombone) Guy eats out girls asshole and puts hand in her vagina

This next one is really disgusting
Cleveland Steamer - Take a shit on the girls chest and then use your dick to shove it into her face

White Dragon - Girl is giving you head, just as you are about to blow your load shove your dick real hard to the back of her throat (or pull her head really close, then your load will come out her nose

Donkey Punch - Doggy style, just b4 you blow your load, using your fist, hit your girl in the back of her head and knock her out. This will cause her muscles to tighten up (including the ones surrounding your cock)

Jelly Donut - After you blow your load in the girl's face, punch her square on the nose, so that it starts to bleed a little.

This is all I can remember for now. Again, if not for knowing my bud Jimmy, I certainly never would have heard of any of these. Also, I've never actually tried any of these, nor do I think I would (Well maybe.... )

Oh yeah, I forgot munging. I don't think I really should share that one with you all. If anyone out there knows about it, then you know how disgusting it is. We'll just leave that one alone for now.

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Originally posted by sammy6979 Ok, time to add my own to this thread. I must first to give credit to my bud Jimmy. He is the most perverted guy that I know. Rusty Trombone - Girl is eating out your asshole and reaches around and jerks you off at the same time (like shes playing the trombone) French Horn - (Basically the reverse of Rusty Trombone) Guy eats out girls asshole and puts hand in her vagina This next one is really disgusting Cleveland Steamer - Take a shit on the girls chest and then use your dick to shove it into her face White Dragon - Girl is giving you head, just as you are about to blow your load shove your dick real hard to the back of her throat (or pull her head really close, then your load will come out her nose Donkey Punch - Doggy style, just b4 you blow your load, using your fist, hit your girl in the back of her head and knock her out. This will cause her muscles to tighten up (including the ones surrounding your cock) Jelly Donut - After you blow your load in the girl's face, punch her square on the nose, so that it starts to bleed a little. This is all I can remember for now. Again, if not for knowing my bud Jimmy, I certainly never would have heard of any of these. Also, I've never actually tried any of these, nor do I think I would (Well maybe.... )

GodDAMN that is just downright....shit, I can't come up with the right word. It's just wrong....brutality to women during THAT? CHRIST.

hey sammy, how about the slicer? just as you come, she bites your tiny little cock off and squeezes it into your face...
mods please delete this losers post!

does anyone here know wats the most boring position?

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Originally posted by dj_moonshine does anyone here know wats the most boring position?

Any time you gotta do it with Rosie Palm.

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You are giving your girl some banging doggy-style action. Take a grip of both her arms and hold them behind her. As you proceed to do this, quickly whip out your cock and try to poke it in her ass.. behold the funky chicken

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Originally posted by DarkAngel GodDAMN that is just downright....shit, I can't come up with the right word. It's just wrong....brutality to women during THAT? CHRIST.

Its just supposed to be funny dude. Not serious at all.

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Originally posted by jdjd hey sammy, how about the slicer? just as you come, she bites your tiny little cock off and squeezes it into your face... mods please delete this losers post!

Dude, just chill out. This is all supposed to be a joke.