Thought of another

RIM JOB - Taking a sh** at a crapper that is missing the toilet seat

hahaha walk of shame is classic...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

roffle.

here r my additions

POWER DUMP
form of hot diarreha, u shit so hard and so fast it gets stuck to the back of the bowl, stinks to high heaven too

PLONKER
see WATERMELON

SKIDS
where ur shit is slow and stinky, usually warm and a hell to wipe away, leaves a massive streak of shit down the shitter when flushed

FLOATER
weve all been there

SMOOTHIE
the smooth shit...u shit and it leaves ur ass clean, usually doesnt stink up the place, but its heaven to clean ur ass

THE RICHARD
the warm hard poo which just stinks and stinks more when left alone.

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ SMOOTHIE the smooth shit...u shit and it leaves ur ass clean, usually doesnt stink up the place, but its heaven to clean ur ass

i had a SMOOTHIE RICHARD this morning, 'twas the weirdest thing ever.......

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the worst are ghost shits....the shits that u take and thety felt huge but when u get up and look into the toillete theres nothing there....WHERE DID IT GO!!!!?!?!

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy the worst are ghost shits....the shits that u take and thety felt huge but when u get up and look into the toillete theres nothing there....WHERE DID IT GO!!!!?!?!

i pull this at work all the time:

NERVOUS NANCY: When another person walks in the bathroom and you attempt to hold your shits until they have left in order to avoid WATERMELONS and to remain unknown. This is crucial for avoiding the WALK OF SHAME.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller i pull this at work all the time: NERVOUS NANCY: When another person walks in the bathroom and you attempt to hold your shits until they have left in order to avoid WATERMELONS and to remain unknown. This is crucial for avoiding the WALK OF SHAME.

doesnt work when u got the POWER DUMP

shit just goes everywhere...like a bomb

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

ok, how about this....


you (a guy) walk into a bathroom to take a piss and all the strategically placed urinals are taken (aka you HAVE to stand next to someone)...
what i do is pretend i walked to wash my hands / face... lol... i like to wash my face often anyways....

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ROFLMAOF, hate takin a crap at work for all the reasons listed. What makes thoses rules even more funny is they're all true.

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