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Originally posted by whiskers i'd like to designate 2 of my favorite bash.org quotes to that post so lemme get this straight... you asked for sex on the 2nd date and when she said no you started crying? yep and she felt sorry for ya and put out? yep so in order to get pussy, you gotta BE a pussy? seems like it i swear to god the whole fuckin world's against me! I'm sure that somewhere out there is the right girl for you . Unfortunately, I think "out there" is measured in light years.

haha

hmmm crying maybe that will work. i'll try that tonite


















wait no i wont

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Originally posted by montie you could have populated those 100 earths with 100 billion whiskers if you did 100 billion fertile females in your life time

oh god, i just realized something.... 100 billion whiskers.....



i think 1 is too many

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Originally posted by whiskers oh god, i just realized something.... 100 billion whiskers..... i think 1 is too many

very true
imagine if we had 100 billion whiskers postwhoring these boards.
swamper's servers would be swamped
byebye TA

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Originally posted by montie very true imagine if we had 100 billion whiskers postwhoring these boards. swamper's servers would be swamped byebye TA

rofl, but 100 billion of me wouldn't be THAT bad... i might even have myself an army... hehehehe, I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD THEN!!!

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Originally posted by whiskers rofl, but 100 billion of me wouldn't be THAT bad... i might even have myself an army... hehehehe, I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD THEN!!!

haha but then, if you take over the world and kill everyone. all the male whiskers will have to have sex with their sisters.
and then all their genes would get deformed and you die out

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Originally posted by montie haha but then, if you take over the world and kill everyone. all the male whiskers will have to have sex with their sisters. and then all their genes would get deformed and you die out

damn.... well, as long as i and 1 special lady get our own place to live in, i wouldn't mind dying out

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Originally posted by whiskers yes, that might be a problem.... i'm having trouble finding 1 single one.... ROFL! single as in uno - 1 as opposed to 1 billion

Right there with you homes...right there with you.

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

wow, this is one old thread... and a damn good one at that... *tear


brilliant thread revival!

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Whoa

This thread is still alive

Awesome.

K-Smooth pwnz.

Peace

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

Err...dunno if you guys have found out since then, but you know that sperm die out inside of your body anyways right? They have a lifetime of a few days, and some regular fappage helps keep the ratio of [healthy living sperm:dead sperm] higher.