want to get even eh (note...whatever said here is just tta taking shiat....i never said do anything)

kick the fuck outta him

actually if he has really conservative parents...get someone you know to call his house and say that he is the dude's gay lover and wanted to notify them that he has (insert disease here). Normally sends the parents over the edge.

Go to his house. Cover all the keyholes with small steel plates superglued into position. Then, get some grass killer and write 'poppycock' on the lawn with it.

Then, print off pictures from goatse.sx, and put them in his mailbox.

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put the six dollars in your pants (letting it show out the top) and tell him that unless he gives you your books back (totally immature to break into your locker and take them), he'll have to get on his knees in the hallway and get the money out with his teeth.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

ah well just pin him down and shave his hair and brows off. eggs always work as a back up plan, use water and flour as well.

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you could always just drug him and use contact cement to bond his hands and feet to his ass and wait for him to die. the you could have all of his toys.

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One kid pissed in another kids locker once. And he wrote on his locker '[name] pissed here'.

I'd say give that a try.

ohhh!!! you could super glue his hand to his penis and the other hand to a prono pic and put him in the park naked! lol! man.. i saw a guy masturbating in a parking grage one.. his was naked and made me envious size wise...

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fuck his mom.

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Originally posted by Mosaic fuck his mom.

Loved that vid.

put glue all over it....not just normal glue though, use crazy glue. it's not as dense and will penetrate the whole thing. i've done this as a joke to one of my friends & we ended up using a torch to get the thing open. crazy glue is great, works wonders.

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go to his home when you know he ain't there, tell his mom he borrowed your books and you need them back NOW