If anyone finds them, just say that due to the heated political and terrorist climate, you're preparing yourself for a pre-emptive cyanide attack. Poppers are the primary cyanide antidote as they dilate the blood vessels cyanide contracts.

Alternatively, splash them in the pig's eyes and leg it inside.

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Originally posted by Jamie_ Poppers are not allowed to be sold in this country and are classed as illigal, they are sold as room odorisors so getting them into crasher... no chance

they sell em in sex shops though?

a friend of mine was in a club in leverpool and they were sellin em.. it was a gay club so.. maybe that's why..

if ur afraid about not gettin em in, shove em up ur ass..

one night when off my face.. i tried to drink poppers

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Originally posted by UglyDave one night when off my face.. i tried to drink poppers

So what happened? In your moment of madness, did you just realise, this would actually be rather foolish? You fucking nut bag

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Originally posted by Spin Doctor Isobutyl nitrite!

haha sprocket! ur stupid

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Originally posted by swisstoni So what happened? In your moment of madness, did you just realise, this would actually be rather foolish? You fucking nut bag

i was on the bus home from lush, and i was havin a wee sniff, then i tried to drink it.. luckily enough i was sitting beside "lesprock" (who posted earlier in this thread..)

and he came to my rescue.. a wee bit got into my mough though..

was a great nite.. i pulled the woman i love.. although i can only remember 1 of the 5 mins i was with her

My friend and his girlfriend were using them during sex and he accidently poured them up her nose.

She had a minging headache for hours!

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Originally posted by Anaardvark My friend and his girlfriend were using them during sex and he accidently poured them up her nose. She had a minging headache for hours!

ouch

on the way ho,me from creamfields 2001, "lesprock"'s older brother damien tried to put a drop on another guys nose while he was sleeping. we all thought it would have been a great laugh...

BUT, the bus went over a bump and a drop went into his eye

poor guy

ROFL!!

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Originally posted by UglyDave ouch on the way ho,me from creamfields 2001, "lesprock"'s older brother damien tried to put a drop on another guys nose while he was sleeping. we all thought it would have been a great laugh... BUT, the bus went over a bump and a drop went into his eye poor guy ROFL!!

Thats just nasty

heres the plan.
use poppers, loosen your ass, stash, go take a poop, and VOILA! poppers inside.

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Originally posted by j_spot heres the plan. use poppers, loosen your ass, stash, go take a poop, and VOILA! poppers inside.

genius!