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Originally posted by TidyAL OMG i dont wana imagine what all us TA'S will b like

Hehe, 85 and clubbin' it large!!

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Thats fucking digusting!

I hope you all made him clean it up.

There is this old Asian tramp crack whore woman in Northampton and she pulls up her skirt and takes a piss or a shit openly in the street its totally fucking rank.

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan There is this old Asian tramp crack whore woman in Northampton and she pulls up her skirt and takes a piss or a shit openly in the street its totally fucking rank.

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that's so so sick but so so funny.

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Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan Thats fucking digusting! I hope you all made him clean it up. There is this old Asian tramp crack whore woman in Northampton and she pulls up her skirt and takes a piss or a shit openly in the street its totally fucking rank.

Omg! Does she sell buttS3x?

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Originally posted by heaven scent some old man shat himself, and then started eating his own poo sometimes I really hate my job - I never ever want to get old

hahaha you will soon get used to this eventually
i wouldnt expect this on an orthopedics ward... mind you
i do prefer a psych ward compared to a geriatric one
its just less messy and really funny

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Originally posted by InAcoma i do prefer a psych ward compared to a geriatric one its just less messy and really funny

haha, been there, done that... on one of my first days on the elderly psychiatric ward there was this woman who was pretty confused and kept wittering on about going home to feed the kids. Anyway, after a few minutes we heard this large bang and a scream - she'd only gone and tried to escape by running through the fence in the garden. When we found her, she was flat on her back with concussion

There was another ace old woman who would try and trip you up or smack you round the ankles with her walking stick when you went past her. I've not had many incidents with young people, just one sticks in my mind of a 30ish year old woman who kept running round the ward and pulling her clothes off as she thought she had insects running all over her.

I have hundreds of stories about elderly patients I've looked after, I could go on all day.

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Originally posted by heaven scent I have hundreds of stories about elderly patients I've looked after, I could go on all day.

haha so could I!

we had a woman who thought she'd left her baby in the garden.

a man who sat at the breakfast table 'flying' a World War One plane and shouting out to us 'civilians' to take cover.

one woman who would only talk in nursery ryhmes- she bit me once as well the cow!!

keep em comin

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Originally posted by heaven scent just one sticks in my mind of a 30ish year old woman who kept running round the ward and pulling her clothes off as she thought she had insects running all over her.

And here's me wanting to work in Travel & Tourism, no wonder I don't get any action