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the best excuse is, and get ready for this, "i dont feel like hanging out tonight" and stick to that story like glue.
and yeah, it sucks when you used to be a dork who wouldnt go out on a friday night, and now you are the one prefunking on thursday and humping your friends chests while you wear a cowboy and and scream THATS RIGHT BITCH and then they get pissed cuz you made them lose the round in CS.
Thats when you start drinking by yourself and hanging out in your room posting on internet forums...oops did I just give myself away? Just go to your local college, get plastered and hang out in the kitchen and try to get girls to invite you back to their room.
its worked maybe 1/10 times. ie, its worked at least 1 time and that was all that was needed if you know what I miznean yah dog word.
meh
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