Sorry to rain on your parade of thoughts guys, but the pineapple/fruit theory is not exactly 100% correct. Male semen is naturally bitter and if you let it stand for a while, the smell is more of a bleach/mildew type smell.
A bit strange to say but I smell many people's semen in my work (Medical Laboratory, performing semenanalysis and post-vasectomies) and it's all the exact same. Cum is never gonna taste "sweet" like honey or chocolate or peanut butter cups, unfortunately, you'd be a pimp if your cum tasted that way. But if you care what your girl thinks and you care about pleasuring her... there is a way to take away that "bitterness" and sour type taste and make it a little more palatable. Try this site... www.semenex.com
It might seem like a scam but it DID work for me, although I drank a bit less than the exact dosage, but my girl told me that it was much less bitter. If this thread is still around in a few days, I'll try and post an official review of semenex and let you guys know if it truly works after I take the dosage that it recommends.
I mean seriously, imagine you can make your girl love swallowing your semen... it wouldn't be too bad getting blowjobs every 5 minutes would it?
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