just for kicks and cause i was hammered i asked Judge Jules @ Avalon to "spin something from Clubber's Guide 2000"

..shame on me

I think the only thing one should ever say to a DJ is:
"Wicked set man!!"

I met Mark Oliver and when I introduced myself, all I could say to him was "You're so awesome!!" He just laughed as if to say "Silly girl"

D'oh! I guess that's better than any of those other foolish possibilities.

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Originally posted by MisterOpus1 My all-time favorite: Someone yelled this to Oakenfold: "Dude, Can you play 'Tranceport'?" I love the Midwest.

hahaha

that's the best so far

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No, look, you're doing it all wrong. Move over and let me do it. C'mon, I own records... and a turntable!

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Easy.. just reply: what?? I can't hear you!
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Originally posted by TeKnoHe@d2025 Haha, man...I'd carry around a single rap/hip-hop vinyl of like Coolio or something just for those kind of people. Then I'd hop on the mic and be like "Hey, this guy right here (point out the guy who requested the "other genre" tune) wants me to play something else. So if you don't like this then he's the reason why I'm playing this right now!"

HAHAHA PRICELESS!!

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the worst i've had (in my limited dj career) are aquiantances who suddenly act like they've knoen you for years and keep trying to get into the dj booth (well really it has been mainly desks at houseparties, but you know) and try and do things for me like selecting records from my carefully arranged record box.

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if i had a hammer...

I know what you mean. I have only properly dj'ed twice, but both nights it ended up with me telling them to fuck off if they want to live

was this not from recess? as in www.recess.co.uk!
im sure it was his before it was here.

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Who gives a shit where its from! The point isnt "hey look what I wrote" its "dont fuck with DJs!"

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Originally posted by Orbax Who gives a shit where its from! The point isnt "hey look what I wrote" its "dont fuck with DJs!"

Amen to that, that's exactly the point. A friend of mine e-mailed this to me after we had totally fucked up night spinning at a party.

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Originally posted by whiskers word. don't talk to the DJ or you deserve a sock in that ugly face of yours

a sock ???

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Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!