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| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
thats coolio bro, but she told me about all those desperate messages u keep leaving on her machine. i was going to ask her for her digits but i cant afford international calls... wait a sec ive got an idea, ill send her a letter. 
Dear Jenny Hair Pie,
If u were closer to me id like to invite u out on a date to Mc Donalds. Not sure if u got them in Canada, but they got great specials. You would really like me cause i'm plain as a bagel.I also have a low self esteem, so I would make a great male door mat for you to walk on.
Sincerely,
Online Lozer |
roflmao! you forgot the shit part, though 
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