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Originally posted by Taz Try subtle organized humiliation. My weapon of choice would be gang laughing.

hahahahahahahhaah that's classic

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

so you're a base person correct? if youre ever holding her up...drop the bitch.

*oops* say you got an itchy nose or something

other non-violent options:

are you better looking than her? if so, tell her to stfu shes an ugly ho.

sleep with her boyfriend

gang laughter works well like Taz said.

im fully against quitting anything, but if you dont like it and it becomes detremental to your swimming, and state of mind; dont be afraid to leave.

make her look like as much of a psycho/digusting whore as possible. quietly antagonize the shit out of her i.e. ("hey bitch", "you got thunder thighs daaayum" "your boyfriend was hitting on me yesterday, tell that scrub to back off" "you smell like BO" during practice, if shes near you scream "AHHHHH you have bad breath ewwww GO AWAY!" i gaurantee she will shrink to the size of a pea. if shes got a zit, remind her. insult her style.

other people may not come up to you and tell you shes a psycho, but they will probably notce it, and thats all that matters.


be careful though, this could backfire in any number of ways.


one thing you should think about before you really start to hate this girl is "why is she doing this to me, can i fix it by changing me or is she just a raving biotch" if you can fix something you do to get her to lay off, thats obviously the better option. if shes just a raving biotch, giver her hell!

have fun and be careful,
Mike


ah highschool, i miss it sometimes.

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LMAO Thank you people. You gave me a number of ideas of how to deal with situation. Thanks.I also never knew there were so many funny guys on TA.


but

1. I don't bring down the team on the games which basically are the only things that count. Thus, my coach doesnt have a problem with me. I do my best at the practices and that's all anyone can ask.

2. Cheerleading is a sport.

3. I don't think that I will take it to the violence level but I did want to know what other people thought about the situation.

4. If she pisses me off and I do fight her, I will try to get some pics or maybe ask someone to video tape it,....... just for all of you horny guys

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Originally posted by MysticStardust LMAO Thank you people. You gave me a number of ideas of how to deal with situation. Thanks.I also never knew there were so many funny guys on TA.

sounds like she was looking for available men after all LMAO..

Nice play sista lol..

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Originally posted by MysticStardust LMAO Thank you people. You gave me a number of ideas of how to deal with situation. Thanks.I also never knew there were so many funny guys on TA. but 1. I don't bring down the team on the games which basically are the only things that count. Thus, my coach doesnt have a problem with me. I do my best at the practices and that's all anyone can ask. 2. Cheerleading is a sport. 3. I don't think that I will take it to the violence level but I did want to know what other people thought about the situation. 4. If she pisses me off and I do fight her, I will try to get some pics or maybe ask someone to video tape it,....... just for all of you horny guys

Well if you do tape it be sure you include the metal baseball bat treatment for good measure. If you're going to assault somebody you might as well make it a proper beating.

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Venus: And there are troops of savage giraffes whose necks are on fire, like the starry ejaculations of fireworks in the very pale sky of childhood ... Venus: Enter, enter here - men of all kinds and races, victims of reality! You who have the thirst for dreams. ... Venus: You, on life's bitter road, drenched in hard sunlight who have the thirst that once more the dark marvel of dreams...

I VOLUNTEER TO TAPE IT.

Anyway glad you decided not to go violent quite yet, cause it aint worth it.

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Originally posted by MysticStardust 2. Cheerleading is a sport.

Hell ya it's a sport. I've seen how hard you girls you work ie. I was always the akward guy watching the Cheer Practices.

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Originally posted by MysticStardust 4. If she pisses me off and I do fight her, I will try to get some pics or maybe ask someone to video tape it,....... just for all of you horny guys

Well, just make sure she attacks you first and for no apparent reason.

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how bout just "accidentally" dropping her

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Originally posted by DJ Lac sounds like she was looking for available men after all LMAO.. Nice play sista lol..

or maybe you were secretly hoping she was looking for available men like yourself, afterall....i bet you PM'd her already didn't you

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

find out her foot size and ill make u a pair of concrete boots for her....then u can bring her to swim class