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Originally posted by mezzir i hit a bird once... it was a windy road and i was going like 35-40 around a mild turn, and right as i went around some bird just flew straight into my grill it was kinda hard not to laugh, cause it sounded and looked just like in the cartoons, a muffled poof then feathers fly everywhere it sucked tho

That happen to me, I had to clean it's brain off the grill with a garden hose

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Originally posted by DJ RozzeR yes. Could not belive my eyes, lol @ BTG

I saw the same thing once



I was sitting there at the lights and saw this black dog dart out between 2 parked cars. Then I saw the 4wd coming and thought to myself yes its gonna happen. It did. It was so loud you could hear it even though the windows were up. The poor thing had this really worried look on its face as it was forced towards the ground with its head pinned to the front of the car. It then ran off again as if nothing happened. freaky shit!

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Originally posted by Matt Jay course not, just a bad attempt at humour

**kk, i feel better now.


"xtr3m MURDERERS! YOU ALL BLOODY MURDERERS! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU ALL! "

** you're fuckin' crazy.....



and the story where the dog "shat" lol that one was awesome.....lol but it was sad....

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Originally posted by Special_K OK i got a story for you all. So its 9am were driving home from a party, were all half asleep driving down a long staright country road. Off in the distance we see about 20 seagulls standing on the road. so we get closer and closer to said seagulls and they arnt moving. Obviously were just assuming that the dumb animals would fly out of the way of a station wagon going 70k down the road. then all of a sudden WHAM! we run over like 15 birds, it blew my Fuc*ing mind, we couldnt believe it, they didnt move. I mean come on they're freaking birds!!!

LMAO!!!! You'd think birds would know better!!!


My story:

One day I was driving in puerto rico and this was in the damn city....im kinda buzzed, and take this turn...and WHAM! A HORSE!
Right in the road....i totally clipped it on its ass and it totally made this screaching "holy shit a car hit my ass" noise, and bolted down the road.....

im like "....ok i just hit a horse.....in the city.....wtf?!"

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mr. Pink
LMAO!!!! You'd think birds would know better!!!


My story:

One day I was driving in puerto rico and this was in the damn city....im kinda buzzed, and take this turn...and WHAM! A HORSE!
Right in the road....i totally clipped it on its ass and it totally made this screaching "holy shit a car hit my ass" noise, and bolted down the road.....

im like "....ok i just hit a horse.....in the city.....wtf?!" [/QUOT
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** lol, that was funny. i have a friend who is literally obsessed with horses and she raises them. If you told her that she would die. lol

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and it totally made this screaching "holy shit a car hit my ass" noise





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Originally posted by trancepixie17 ** lol, that was funny. i have a friend who is literally obsessed with horses and she raises them. If you told her that she would die. lol

lol
well its good she's not a TA

regardless tho...that horse was a bastard for being in my road

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one day i was in traffic jam..a bunch of puppies playing crossed the road one car ahead of mine..the car ahead slowly moved..one puppie got crushed in the entire body..he didn't die imediatly..after his tail started moving very fast, and i could see his suffering by how he closed his upper teeth on the down teeth..the most traumatic day of my life..it just happens that i love dogs..i can't resist to them..so cute..
i paralized on the moment..if it would happen today i would not hesitate in killing the woman (on top of that it was a woman!!) that was driving that car..i have no doubts on that..
now when i travel on car i freak out when i see a dog in proximity and i make sure that the driver slows down..
i guess a dog is a death trigger to me..

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Originally posted by RenderedDream one day i was in traffic jam..a bunch of puppies playing crossed the road one car ahead of mine..the car ahead slowly moved..one puppie got crushed in the entire body..he didn't die imediatly..after his tail started moving very fast, and i could see his suffering by how he closed his upper teeth on the down teeth..the most traumatic day of my life..it just happens that i love dogs..i can't resist to them..so cute.. i paralized on the moment..if it would happen today i would not hesitate in killing the woman (on top of that it was a woman!!) that was driving that car..i have no doubts on that.. now when i travel on car i freak out when i see a dog in proximity and i make sure that the driver slows down.. i guess a dog is a death trigger to me..

** i love dogs too , but one had to go. I had a puppy named Lucky. He was a cross(maybe quadrupal) breed from my neighbors dog. He was part shepard,lab,pit, and something else. He was larger than a full-grown dog at 5 months. When i was up at my dads last winter i was on the computer, apparently lucky had territorial issues. As our garbage was next to our computer i was petting him and he snipped back, bit me right in the upper lip. didn't feel anything except the needles at the hospital numbing my lip. But, with the help of a nice plastic surgeon(who did my stitches) can't even tell!! haha...i'm still gorgeous....ask heinz...

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Originally posted by trancepixie17 he snipped back, bit me right in the upper lip

ouchies.


my dads dog bit me right near my eye leaving me even uglier than I already am.

damn it hurt!

Yea, im not a big fan of dogs, so as far as im concerned this is a good thing..

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