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| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
Well we could get all philosophical here and say that nothing is, in fact, something. |
I like the sound of that, if somebody asks me, I'll say "I believe in something, I just don't know what it is".
But anyway I'm making my own religion, God is a hot DJing chick, instead of church you must listen to Trance every Sunday, or everyday if you want to take the religion seriously like me, to practice this religion you must goto as many good events as possible and only listen to the best of trance, and when you die, you go to a wonderful world full of the Best clubs and best DJs, with the best sound system and amazing sunsets every night, in this world you will never hear any trainwrecks or be sold crap drugs, water is the best beer and trees are maurijuana, everything is free and everyone is beautiful, but if you are bad, you goto hell and spend eternity listening to DJ Sammy live, yes he is the devil, and he will fill your hearts with hate for music by playing his very best, you have been told now join the religion and live life to the max.
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