quote: | Originally posted by tranceaholic
dude u being so mean sometimes cracks me up... |
Thanks, I try to make a difference. 
I'm just of the mind that guys whose entire lives revolve around their girlfriends need a severe bashing. There are numerous reasons for this:
1) They innundate the rest of the world with personal details that not even the boyfriend himself should care about, let alone a set of complete strangers.
2) Any guy who sees a serious relationship as an opportunity to brag, does not deserve to be in one.
3) They are solely responsible for the evolution of SUBs (Stuck-Up Bitches) because of their "generous" contributions to the female ego.
You can see my logic here... in a way, it's my duty as a cynical and bitter sonofabitch to expose this puerile tomfoolery for what it is so that it doesn't continue for too long.
Thank you all for your support. Donations to my cause are welcome - just PM. Remember, less suck-ups now equals less SUBs in the future.
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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here
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