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My friend Patrick met this girl Ashley in class and didn't have the balls to ask this girl out in person the whole semester but instead wrote this letter to her for the last day of class tommorow. I say he should give her the letter and could be the lead-off hitter for all guys out there and see how things turn out. Tell me what you guys think (prefferably girls). Here's how the letter looks....

the classic beggining "my friend ..."

i believe that post was a joke ... even if someone had actualy written something wicked like that ... would never post it here !!

(would he ? ... )

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bonzai 2003 - the ultimate last attempt to save lightning records. cant wait to download this baby....

lmao at Ste Legend.

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Diginut I might as well be asking why I'm not allowed to sniff the big piece of dog poop in my backyard and tell the future by examing the approximate sulfur and methane content of that dog poop, because as we all know, it's prophetic dog poop. The dog poop said so, so I know it's prophetic. So here's the deal, you can cite the bible as evidence, but I'm allowed to cite my backyard dog poop as evidence. And I'm also allowed to form mathematical formulae out of the bird poop patterns on the balcony. By the way, the bird poop patterns explains the origin of the universe. Want me to explain? Too bad, it's beyond your comprehension, you're too narrowminded.

Plus the LouisLaBelle quote aventurade had in her sig

edit: wtf its anuneventrade, should stop skimming your posts

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Originally posted by astroboy If God is omnipotent, could he make a burrito so hot that even he himself could not eat it?

Still no answer from TAs resident christian fundies

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper Still no answer from TAs resident christian fundies

I said that to a fundamentalist, he told me the answer was infinity, god cooks the burrito and eats the burrito at the same time, the burrito forever gets hotter and hotter whilst god eats it

what was sad that he was completely serious

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Originally posted by SuckUpMySenses how can these sounds be so addictingly delicious ? this is the absolute most perfect music. if i was to be drown under 500 lbs of feces, it would be to the sounds of thievery. if i was to be raped by my stepfather and his load happened to be shot into my right eye, it would be to the sounds of thievery. if i was to be dropped 100 ft. from a building, with the bungee around my left boob, i would fall to the music of thievery. it just makes everything OK. thanks for listening to my rant !

best post of 2004 in my opinion

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Originally posted by tathi I said that to a fundamentalist, he told me the answer was infinity, god cooks the burrito and eats the burrito at the same time, the burrito forever gets hotter and hotter whilst god eats it what was sad that he was completely serious

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy well what do u expect from a guy whos best pick up line is "i got candy in my back seat."

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Originally posted by ToAd@* Hi everybody we are sammee and star and we are getting into the trance scene and we need some artists and some other people to get us involved. WE are pretty cool people just trying to be ourselves.

FJ TRON for sure

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by tathi I said that to a fundamentalist, he told me the answer was infinity, god cooks the burrito and eats the burrito at the same time, the burrito forever gets hotter and hotter whilst god eats it what was sad that he was completely serious

lmao... now i really want to know the answer. though it sounds like more a of math problem than a god thing to me.

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Originally posted by BeeEee the classic beggining "my friend ..." i believe that post was a joke ... even if someone had actualy written something wicked like that ... would never post it here !! (would he ? ... )

Read the whole thread...well first 50 pages or so, and you'll get the feeling that it's not a joke.