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Originally posted by butterfly you are just too fast for me.

blimey, fast like superman in bed.


i'm too fast for everyone

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Originally posted by UglyDave as soon as ur single again (not that i hope u split with ur current big-dicked lover), well, i'll be straight over to CA to give a shoulder to cry on & and a good shafting can u not just say u have to come here on business & have sex with me anyways??

NO! i dont cheat.

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Originally posted by whiskers blimey, fast like superman in bed. i'm too fast for everyone

i had a bf like that once... it sucked.

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Originally posted by butterfly i had a bf like that once... it sucked.

i didn't mean it THAT way, ffs



maybe it was your fault?

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Originally posted by whiskers blimey, fast like superman in bed. i'm too fast for everyone

ya, i needa work on the stamina too..
although sex(or in my case masturbation) after a nite on pills..

i was whackin away in bed one morning for 1hour & 15 minutes.
arm nearly fell off & still no joy!!

depends on the time i guess. times i last for ages. others not as long.

i wasn't talking about stamina!!!


i was just saying "fast, like superman in bed"


not "fast like superman, in bed"


why are you people so perverted!

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Originally posted by whiskers i didn't mean it THAT way, ffs maybe it was your fault?

well if it was her fault it'd be a compliment to her.
as u shoot much quicker if ur really turned on.

i shoulda visited u around this time last year!!

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Originally posted by UglyDave ya, i needa work on the stamina too.. although sex(or in my case masturbation) after a nite on pills.. i was whackin away in bed one morning for 1hour & 15 minutes. arm nearly fell off & still no joy!! depends on the time i guess. times i last for ages. others not as long.

i would have gotten tired and given up before that...

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Originally posted by butterfly i would have gotten tired and given up before that...

i could've & would have gone another 6 hours, but my da was calling me to get up for lunch!!

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Originally posted by UglyDave i could've & would have gone another 6 hours, but my da was calling me to get up for lunch!!

I think I speak for everyone in this thread when I say: we REALLY don't want to hear this.

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