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Originally posted by whiskers 1st Guy: Hey old man, whatcha doin' up there? Old Man: Uhh, I'm not sure 3rd Guy: Need any help getting down? Old Man: Naah, I don't think so. 4th Guy: Stupid bastard. 3rd Guy: No worse than us. He's all action and no theory. We're all theory and no action.

where the hell is guy number 2

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If she was completely devoted to me I could really go after her. Shed be meek and submissive in like a week. So B.

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Originally posted by DigiNut I was privy to a neat little public spectacle today of a guy telling off his girlfriend (both of whom were complete strangers to me, FYI, this happened in a coffee shop), and it got me thinking... Say you had to pick between one of two extremes: A: A total slut that's a constant source of fun and/or comfort for you... and for anyone and everyone else who happens to be in the vicinity; or B: A bitch/jackass who seems entirely devoted to you but is demanding, possessive, jealous, and often treats you wrong. Assuming all other personality aspects are equal, which would you pick? I know there are probably some "balanced" people, but I would say that most are leaning at least a little bit toward either A or B, which makes sense because if your significant other doesn't require too much attention from you, there's a good chance they're getting it somewhere else. I'm curious to everyone's opinion - both from the guys and gals here.

the slut...no offence but i cant stand bitches...and i love fun relationships..i like relationships that i dont have to work at...i dont have to call everyday i dont have to make em feel special...just everyonce in a while we go out have a fun time and i end up getting my noodle wet...but thats just me...im not a relationship sort of person

i would go with A, until something better came along.

A

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

i'd probably go with B.

i see it like this. if i don't care for the person then why would i be dating them? i know some do, but not me. so if she's that serious...that's fine with me (and actually of the two i'm probably more like B myself hehee).

I choose... A!




















and B!
"A" can't be mad I'm screwing other people and since "B" is an asshole, "B" deserves to be cheated on (with of course my every attempt not to let "B" know I have "A").

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Originally posted by xGirlx I choose... A! and B! "A" can't be mad I'm screwing other people and since "B" is an asshole, "B" deserves to be cheated on (with of course my every attempt not to let "B" know I have "A").

Haha, nice. So basically this makes you personally both an A and a B (since you are making a show of sleeping around on A and deliberately disrespecting B). Well, at least now I know who to avoid here.

Funny how a lot of people base their answers on what they think they can change... I think in reality you very rarely can change the way people behave, at least not in the long term.

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Originally posted by DigiNut Funny how a lot of people base their answers on what they think they can change... I think in reality you very rarely can change the way people behave, at least not in the long term.

you don't know how right you are

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Option A
Being in a relationship with a moody/bitchy person is absolutely draining emotionally especially if there are strong feelings involved. I'd rather not go through it and just have some fun for the moment, knowing that there's no commitment so that if the right person does come along you have nothing to hold you back.

A all the way!

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B is the least of two evils. At least she is yours. Bitchy part can be tamed. It all depends what kind of man are you. If she treats you like trash, then it all depends on you to change her.

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