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Originally posted by Boomer187 The school in the next city form mine had a kid called the Mad Crapper. he would leave a turd on the seat of a toilet and leave a note saying the mad crapper has struck. One time he managed to poo on the sink edge. that was outstanding, and a few times he left one in the urinal. but everytime there was a note, The Mad Crapper had struck. He was never caught either. Quite the legend.

you fuckwit, you got that from National Lampoon's Kaleidascope when they did that fake issue of a Highschool yearbook.

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Originally posted by enferno you fuckwit, you got that from National Lampoon's Kaleidascope when they did that fake issue of a Highschool yearbook.

eehh, maybe they got the idea from there, but it really happened.

I've never ever ever seen a urinal that you had to flush yourselfalways auto. Maybe it's a UK thing to have them on auto or whatever.

Anyway you do realise all the handwashing in the world been diddly point squat as soon as you a)turn off the tap b) open the door to leave.

Amusingly enough (or not) unless I'm wasted I still wash cos the genral shite you collect on your hands from other people(who don't wash) on doors and keyboards and stuff builds up and even a quick rinse helps dilute the concentration of the small amounts or urine and shit that you get from just wondering around opening doors and stuff.

Also I love the cakes for some reson when I'm pissed, and by that stage the seal is most definatly broken and constant piss trips look weird so you hold it in, there is nothing more pleasing to go in smell the cakes and know sweet release is but moments away. And it goes without saying the actual release is great too.

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hehe, oh yeah i forgot about the coolest urinal...the trough kind. where it is just one huge long tub that everyone pisses in. those rule.


and one bar I actually liked pissing in. they packed the small trough like urinal with ice, so you just sit there and melt ice when ya pee. i love it.

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Originally posted by Boomer187 hehe, oh yeah i forgot about the coolest urinal...the trough kind. where it is just one huge long tub that everyone pisses in. those rule. and one bar I actually liked pissing in. they packed the small trough like urinal with ice, so you just sit there and melt ice when ya pee. i love it.

Lol i love those kind of urinals too, entertainment while being dnurk. "ooooh look at the ice melt, omfg!!"

Btw, couldn't they do DNA tests from the poo, that the guy left?

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At my dad's house....four brothers, one sister, and one stepmom....

1)dad-flushes most of the time, maybe not at night when he's tired...*my poor daddy*
2)oldest brother- never flushes
3) second oldest-NEVER and pisses on the toilet!
4)third oldest(second youngest)-flushes most of the time
5)youngest-*6 years old*-flushes EVERY time!



Women usually flush the toilet, THEY DO IN MA HOUSE!

my dog mack pisses on the floor and I get screwed cleaning it up
...my cat oreo too

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Explaining back sticking: "grip the shaft lightly, and tap the butt."

At my dad's house....four brothers, one sister, and one stepmom....

1)dad-flushes most of the time, maybe not at night when he's tired...*my poor daddy*
2)oldest brother- never flushes
3) second oldest-NEVER and pisses on the toilet!
4)third oldest(second youngest)-flushes most of the time
5)youngest-*6 years old*-flushes EVERY time!



Women usually flush the toilet, THEY DO IN MA HOUSE!

my dog mack pisses on the floor and I get screwed cleaning it up
...my cat oreo too

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Explaining back sticking: "grip the shaft lightly, and tap the butt."

Think ice is entertainment, in Aberdeen (Scotland) where I live there is a bar which has TV's behind the urinal (see through backing) displaying Rangers and Celtic and other football (soccer) teams playing. So you litrally get to piss on them. Ace when a guy is running around celebrating with his mouth open....... such a target

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Originally posted by Boomer187 The school in the next city form mine had a kid called the Mad Crapper. he would leave a turd on the seat of a toilet and leave a note saying the mad crapper has struck. One time he managed to poo on the sink edge. that was outstanding, and a few times he left one in the urinal. but everytime there was a note, The Mad Crapper had struck. He was never caught either. Quite the legend.

thats fukin awesome!!

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Why oh why did I read this thread?


WTF...are you all that bored? Holy shit!


Boomer...your story was hilarious. The Mad Crapper?


Outstanding!

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Originally posted by Dervish Think ice is entertainment, in Aberdeen (Scotland) where I live there is a bar which has TV's behind the urinal (see through backing) displaying Rangers and Celtic and other football (soccer) teams playing. So you litrally get to piss on them. Ace when a guy is running around celebrating with his mouth open....... such a target

LOL!

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"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And im gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. NOW, wake the fuck up!"