Dear Blog

Today I walked around outside in my front yard while it was raining with a golf club in my hand. I got electrocuted, it sucked. LOL. BUT ANYWAYS tom's body is really starting stink, likke poopy and i dont know how to get rid of it. I saw asheley today and she was crying and stuff because tom is gone but i think its for the better because now i can make a move like FLAVA FLAV w00tstciles and shit. I CAN WAIT TO PUT MY DONG IN HER COOCHIE HEHEHEHEHE!!11LOLZWTFBBQ

Current Mood: *Ostracized*

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."