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i-cue
Junior tranceaddict



Registered: Dec 2003
Location: ma . usa

i thought " plummet - cherish the day " had some bad lyrics

Old Post Jun-05-2004 08:30  United States
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Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe



Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert

I've never heard a tune that I hate more than Kevin Aviance - Give It Up. The fact that it's a MAN saying these things makes it ten times worse. Seriously, if i could stab this song with a knife, I would.


"I'm like a drug that will make you go crazy
it's like a candy that I know you'll find tasty
chocolate love
good to the last drop
cant get enough
know you cant stop

daddy you can flip me dip me
know just when to lick me
anytime of the day
I'm like cotton candy baby
you know I can be handy
but I wont melt away
so give it up

I know you like it
you'll get addicted fast
until you try it
cause I am shakin'

and turn the music up
while you blow me
blow me away

baby we can do it
we can do it right now
do it all night
rock it

I got this creamy vanilla swirl dip for you
get on my rocket cause im takin' a trip with you
get ready to blast off all night long
you getting the message
you turn me on

daddy you can flip me dip me
know just when to lick me
anytime of the day
im like cotton candy baby
you know I can be handy
but I wont melt away
so give it up

I know you like it
you'll get addicted fast
until you try it
cause I am shakin'
and turn the music up
while you blow me
blow me away


bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang bang bang bang

bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang on the drum while I am riding you
bang bang bang bang

you know you like it"

quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Let's hear it for The KLF- Justified & Ancient:

(bring the beat back)




Man I loved that tune!


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Old Post Jun-05-2004 12:01  United States
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SYSTEM-J
IDKFA.



Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Manchester

quote:
Originally posted by Mattsanity
drive boy dog boy dirty numb angel boy
in the doorway boy she was a lipstick boy
she was a beautiful boy and tears boy
and all in your innerspace boy you had
hands girl boy and steel boy you had
chemicals boy ive grown so close to you
boy and you just groan boy she said
comeover comeover she smiled at you boy.

let your feelings slip boy but never your mask boy
random blonde bio high density rhythm blonde boy
blonde country blonde high density
you are my drug boy youre real boy speak to me
and boy dog dirty numb cracking boy
you get wet boy big big time boy
acid bear boy babes and babes and babes and
babes and babes and remembering nothing boy.
you like my tin horn boy and get wet like an angel.
derail.

you got a velvet mouth youre so succulent and beautiful


shimmering and dirty wonderful and hot times
on your telephone line and god and everything
on your telephone and in walk an angel.
and look at me your mom squatting pissed in
a tube hole at tottenham court
road i just come out of the ship
talking to the most blonde i ever met.
shouting
lager lager lager lager shouting
lager lager lager lager shouting
lager lager lager shouting
mega mega white thing mega mega white thing
mega mega white thing mega mega shouting
lager lager lager lager mega mega white thing
mega mega white thing
so many things to see and do in the tube hole
true blonde going back to romford
mega mega mega going back to romford
hi mom are you having fun and now are you on
your way to a new tension headache


Yeah! What the hell was Born Slippy all about anyway? It always seemed like a random stream of words and phrases to me. Still sounded good though.


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Minhaj
Your Moms Box



Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Toronto, You ******!

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WTF!!!

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[mart]
PSN: mart_likes_fluke



Registered: Jun 2002
Location: England

I've always thought that 'sometimes the sound of goodbye is louder than any drumbeat' is pretty silly.


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Old Post Jun-05-2004 14:43  England
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Cal
who then now bitches



Registered: Aug 2002
Location: T.O.

quote:
Originally posted by DJAntSmith
Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky



AHAHAHA omg you made my day
lol....good times man

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DRM
I Choose Noise



Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Somewhere where it's raining

the vocals for Markus Schulz Pres Elevation - Clear Blue (Somewhere) are just fuckin stupid!

When you were talking
I wasn't listening to a word you said
When you were talking
I wasn't listening to a word you said

I was somewhere
Thinking....something
Feeling someone else

I was somewhere
Thinking....something
Feeling someone else

Why don't you stop talking
Why don't you stop talking
Why don't you stop talking
Why don't you stop talking

riiiiiiight

nice 1


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noikeee
dubstep convert



Registered: Apr 2002
Location: lost and wandering looking for directions.

quote:
Originally posted by DRM
When you were talking
I wasn't listening to a word you said
When you were talking
I wasn't listening to a word you said

I was somewhere
Thinking....something
Feeling someone else

I was somewhere
Thinking....something
Feeling someone else

Why don't you stop talking
Why don't you stop talking
Why don't you stop talking
Why don't you stop talking




gamemaster and born slippy are soooooooo much better than this sort of crap


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gabor3000gt
Senior tranceaddict



Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Budapest, Hungary

once i heard a vietnamese freestyle rap, which obviously wasn't freestyle, but DAMN, it cracked me up soooo bad! I got a kick out of it...

Some of the lines:

"I wish it was tuesday so I could a hamburger for 29 cents at McDonald's,
I wish it was sunday so I could a cheeseburger for 39 cents at McDonald's."

I bet a lot of you have heard it before, it started circulating in like 2000, or maybe even before it. Anyone recognizes it?


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SlickT
FIFA '07 addict



Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Carlisle,PA

lol! that line used to kill me,at mcdonald's baby!!!!!!!!! i think the artist was 'tai mai shu.'

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ricky
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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: Texas / TXTA180

Furureshock - Prides Paranoia (Marco V Remix)


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DarkFall01
Fernando Alonso



Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Zürich

I've heard some rreeeeeally bad stuff, but nothing beats DJ Otzi - The Burger Song


Hello, ok Freunde, jetzt gehts los mit dem Burger Dance.

Chrorus:
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.

Okay, wir nehmen die Hände über den Kopf und machen ein Dach daraus
und schreien: Pizza Hut.

(PIZZA HUT!)

Jawohl und jetzt wackeln wir mit den Armen, rechts und links, so wie mit den Chicken Wings
und schreien: Kentucky Fried Chicken.

(Kentucky Fried Chicken!)

Und jetzt machen wir ein großes M in die Luft: Mh, Mc Donalds.

(Mc Donals)

LAUTER!

(Mc Donals!)

The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.

Und jetzt noch mal Dach über den Kopf: Pizza Hut

(Pizza Hut)

Wackeln mit den Armen: Kentucky Fried Chicken

(Kentucky Fried Chicken)

Und noch mal das goße M: Mc Donalds

(Mc Donalds)

The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.

Die Hände!

Glory, glory Hallelujah
Glory, glory Hallelujah
Glory, glory Hallelujah
And we dance the Burger dance

Und jetzt noch eine Stufe höcher, Freunde, eine Stufe höher

1, go, 2, go, 3, go, 4

The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.

The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
The Pizza Hut, the Pizza Hut,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.
Mc Donalds, Mc Donalds,
Kentucky Fried CHicken and the Pizza Hut.



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