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Tranc3, you know I got Aspergers. Read about it at www.aspergia.com and www.aspergers.com
Want to tell me to make friends in real life again?
Here's another joke:
Betty and Bob were married 43 years ago. On their honeymoon, Bob put a small plain brown box under their bed, and told Betty to never open it. So, for 43 years, she never opened it or asked about it. But, on their 43rd anniversery, her curiosity got ahold of her. She opened it up, and found 3 empty pop cans, and $153,981.60 USD in small change. She just shrugged and closed the box. That night, during their anniversery dinner, she told Bob that she opened the box for the first time that day. Bob just nods. Betty then asks what it was for. Bob says "Well, every time I cheated on you, I drank a can of pop and put it in that box." "Oh...", says Betty. "Three times isn't very much." "Well, you see, after the box got full, I would cash in the cans..." Bob said.
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No it wasn't...
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