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Originally posted by Boomer187 Im not a pet fan, but for some reason I don't like you. so try these out... some actually are. get a job hippie some actually are not. the others can be trained. Learn how to train the dog. You can train them to stay away from things, its a neat trick. Some are not. and your not trying to get laid? Dog sized spiders are ugly, their webs get everywhere, they scare any girl you bring home, and it will eat you eventually. I hate mistrained dogs. A lot of dog owners let them do whatever, kinda like some parents out there. The result, is a tool. When you know what your doing, the dog turns out alright, much like the kids of parents that know what they are doing.

what he said

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what about the ones that guard you or the ones that guide blind people? those aren't useless

I've been a cat owner the majority of my life, and until recently I had no idea what it was like to have a dog. I really had anticipated a lot of hassle and mess to come along with owning a dog. What I found out really surprised me. Rather than the dog being messy, I realized it was, in fact, my damn cats that are a great deal more of a hassle and are messy as hell! A quick comparison:

Cats -

1. Fucking stink up the spare bathroom everytime they shit in their litterbox, forcing me to buy a gross of scented plug-ins by the month

2. Puke up their food about 2x/week

3. Puke up hairballs oh, whenever they fucking feel like it

4. Shed all fucking year-round. Not only does my ass have to brush them constantly, but I've got to brush every god damn piece of furniture they sit in

5. For some reason, one of them somehow opens up my fucking sock drawer and loves taking out my wool socks downstairs to play with. What the fuck is that all about?

6. If I'm not quick enough with my clean laundry basket, I'll find a nice bed of cat hair all over my clean cloths. That's always a real nice treat.

7. Can't train them to do shit!

Dog-

1. Once potty trained, he let's me know when he has to go outside, usually every coupla hours or so. No biggie here.

2. Doesn't shed (our breed doesn't, at least)

3. Rarely pukes up anything

4. Has his own set of toys, and has been trained not to eat any shoes or cloths - so no worries here.

5. Doesn't bark much.

So overall, I'd say that dogs are way much more cleaner than cats. Once our cats croak, that'll be it for us with felines.

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Originally posted by DarkWater what about the ones that guard you or the ones that guide blind people? those aren't useless

exactly, dogs are probably the most useful animal we have besides helper monkeys

Are you sure your not describing your girl friend instead of a dog?

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos Not cute. Expensive. Loud as hell. Slobber everthing. Annoying. Hump your legs.

Sounds like my EX-girl

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Originally posted by DJ Cinos Let's see: Not cute. Expensive. Loud as hell. Eat your shoes. Slobber everthing. Annoying. Hump your legs. I'd rather have a dog-sized spider than a dog.

Get a f*cking goldfish you can flush down the toilet if you get tired of it.


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Originally posted by DJ Cinos Let's see: Not cute. Expensive. Loud as hell. Eat your shoes. Slobber everthing. Annoying. Hump your legs. I'd rather have a dog-sized spider than a dog.

you're useless you mutt

d00d, before you say anything, please think on what you are about to say. geesuz...what about those rescue dogs and police dogs..are they useless too?

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