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Okay, here's a couple guaranteed never to fail....
1) You approach a girl who's with a few friends and say "Hey, so how are my kids?" Guaranteed Ice breaker.
2} Go up to the girl and say "Say, do you know the difference between a blow job and a cheeseburger?" When she says no you simply reply..."Cool, then how 'bout we do lunch tommorow".
3) You say to her "Do you have a little german (spanish, italian, whatever) in you? When she says no you say "would you like one?"
4) After spying her across the room, you beckon her over with your finger. When she gets there you say "I just made you cum with one finger. Imagine what I could do with the rest of my body."
Oh yeah, did I mention when I said "guaranteed not to fail" I meant guaranteed not to fail to get you slapped, cussed out or kneed? Oops.
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