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Originally posted by lücid maybe a tadpole swam up inside her when she was bathing nude at a nearby pond?

good point, hey ladies is it possible for a tadpole to live in your vigin0r? inquiring minds want to know

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Originally posted by igottaknow good point, hey ladies is it possible for a tadpole to live in your vigin0r?

well...what do tadpoles eat? i'm guessing they could feed off the dirt and bacteria accumulating in her virginor...

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Originally posted by Floorfiller well...what do tadpoles eat? i'm guessing they could feed off the dirt and bacteria accumulating in her virginor...

but tadpoles have to be in water to breath because they have gills

come on ladies we need to know

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Originally posted by igottaknow but tadpoles have to be in water to breath because they have gills come on ladies we need to know

some women are pretty damp...

I just read tadpoles eat lettuce

http://allaboutfrogs.org/info/tadpoles/

Come to think of it tadpoles do look like sperm, maybe this story isn't far fetched after all.

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Last edited by igottaknow on Jun-28-2004 at 18:12

i think she was doing a bit of finger fucking and decided to get her partner to shove a load of tadpoles up her to wriggle around inside her. one got lost, set up camp in her fallopian tube. came out a frog.

did anyone see that eels vid that was posted on here not so long ago... ewww!

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Originally posted by Nell i think she was doing a bit of finger fucking and decided to get her partner to shove a load of tadpoles up her to wriggle around inside her. one got lost, set up camp in her fallopian tube. came out a frog. did anyone see that eels vid that was posted on here not so long ago... ewww!

noooo...not eels hehehehe...that stuff is so nasty...eels and snakes and shit...god...

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Originally posted by Nell i think she was doing a bit of finger fucking and decided to get her partner to shove a load of tadpoles up her to wriggle around inside her. one got lost, set up camp in her fallopian tube. came out a frog. did anyone see that eels vid that was posted on here not so long ago... ewww!

ew ew ew... so fucking gross.

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Originally posted by lücid maybe a tadpole swam up inside her when she was bathing nude at a nearby pond?

LMAO

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i heard a really nasty story (one of those internet rumors that circulates via email or whatever) about a chick who died while pleasuring herself using a live lobster. she was sticking the tail end up her you know what and lighting the face on fire so it would violently wiggle its tail (thus getting her off). i guess it was pregnant and all the little eggs got up inside her and were able to hatch (they only need a warm, moist area to hatch), and she was found dead on her toilet with all these little lobster eggs in the toilet.


just writing that story made me sick! hahahah

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i heard a really nasty story (one of those internet rumors that circulates via email or whatever) about a chick who died while pleasuring herself using a live lobster. she was sticking the tail end up her you know what and lighting the face on fire so it would violently wiggle its tail (thus getting her off). i guess it was pregnant and all the little eggs got up inside her and were able to hatch (they only need a warm, moist area to hatch), and she was found dead on her toilet with all these little lobster eggs in the toilet. just writing that story made me sick! hahahah

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Originally posted by Slylee i heard a really nasty story (one of those internet rumors that circulates via email or whatever) about a chick who died while pleasuring herself using a live lobster. she was sticking the tail end up her you know what and lighting the face on fire so it would violently wiggle its tail (thus getting her off). i guess it was pregnant and all the little eggs got up inside her and were able to hatch (they only need a warm, moist area to hatch), and she was found dead on her toilet with all these little lobster eggs in the toilet. just writing that story made me sick! hahahah

i've heard that one a few times. i cant help but think it's a kentucky fried mouse story i.e. always a friend of a friend etc still it's prety sick and im sure something similar has happpend in real life... maybe this frog story?