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Originally posted by torontotrance My parents have never had any sort of Porn mag in the house ever, nor have they ever had alcohol in the house.

porn and booze are essentials of life. i can't believe you grew up as such a deprived child.

i found dildos under my parents bed when i was like 6. i guess i questioned my dad about them and he said that he bought them at a joke store and they were supposed to be "funny"... like "ha ha ha, mommy and daddy have rubber penises under their bed!"

and i used to go on my brother's computer and find all sorts of porn... young girls, asians, etc.

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My parents never had any porn in the house ever...or sex toys, condoms, whatever...I swear I had some of the most non-sexual parents ever, or at least, they must've hid it well.

I've found my brother's porn though, mostly by accident (searching for something in the family computer, looking for something under his bed)

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Originally posted by Masonious you win again dude - and nice move shoving the whole i figured out how to order pizza thing in my face. i tried that 4 and a half months ago and woke up with a Taiwanese transvestite but to Ygrene it's just, "anoother day in the life, noooo biggieee".

How about walking in on them doing it????TUN DUN DUN

P.S. I have 3GBs of porn on my computer

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Originally posted by DarkAngel Then set up a hidden video camera. For real tho, the glue trick would be too funny!

dude.. videotape your parents?

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When I moved into my house at school, In the storage room there was a big box of old school Playboys (like 60s and 70s). Its a shame that my landlord came and got em, cuz I think they'd be worth some $ nowadays.

And I stumbled onto the pron my dad has saved on his computer. Tons and tons of pictures. Eww.

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my dad used to have a lot of porn movies, magazines when i was younger...

i have one meomorrie of my toddler hood, when i one year broke my bed and i had to sleep on the couch in the living room and by accident i woke up.. and there on the tv was porn... and yes i did know what it was back when i was that younge..

my dad was an idiot sometimes with porn movies cuz he would record them onto video and what would happen is i would be watching some drama moive and then at the end ... about 15 min later a porn would come on...

magazines he would always hide them under the couch best part was my dad always made me vacume the house every day. so obviously i had to get under the couches...

i dont think my dad ever had a problem with talking/telling/me knowing about sex or porn...

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

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Originally posted by Spyder my dad was an idiot sometimes with porn movies cuz he would record them onto video and what would happen is i would be watching some drama moive and then at the end ... about 15 min later a porn would come on...

That reminds me of a certain story I read on TA earlier. Username left out to spare the TA in question for further reminders:

I just thought of another one! This is painful!! As it involves my parents.

I was 10 years old and my parents think I have forgotten about this and I dont even think that they thought I realised what was going on in the first place.

Anyway I wanted Teenwolf recording off the TV so my Dad went and got me a video from my parents room. We recorded the film successfully. Now you know when you wind the film back a bit after recording just to check if it has recorded ok???? Yeah well, me and mum and dad were all in the room when I did this check. Just after the start of the end credits the recording stops, goes a bit fuzzy and then forms into a picture............. and theres Dad banging Mum senseless. He even turned round to the camera and grinned!

I have never seen my parents move faster than when they both shot across the room for the remote control to stop the video.
I was sure something was going on so I checked the film about an hour later, but the offending activity had been recorded over with MTV.

I remain emotionally scarred to this day.

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

I used to watch Bleu Nuie when I was 8,9,10 and up. When kids came over for sleep overs we'd watch it. Sometimes mom would stay up and watch and laugh at it.

I found mom's and dad's The Joy of Sex book and The More Joy of Sex book when I was about 11. It showed and talked about how to please your partner. The lingo was too advanced for me at the time...

Then a few years later I found dad's Penthouses. Those were pretty good, but not as good as some of the lesser known mags. Rustler (yes, not Hustler) was hilarious. Orgies everywhere in the mag. They had a review of this guy called King Dong. He was a black guy with like a 3 foot long cock. That was discusting... but the rest of the mag was good.

I find it strange that I was no stranger to pr0n, but I never fapped until I was 17. (I remember it only took like 3 pulls too, ROFLMAO)


Now I just go on the internet for pr0n. Used to serf for pr0n like 2 or 3 times a day. Now I barely have enough time... besides I get the real thing just about any time I want now. But even now, when we have a get together at my girl's house, I grab the remote and change it to the pr0n channels. Blue Nuie is still on. Even City TV has pr0n! Some lesser known french channel has a program where they interview Pr0n stars, that's pretty good too.

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Originally posted by Moongoose When i was 16 my dad thought it was about time i learned how things are done so he dug up some wery old pr0n (late 70s, early 80s ) and showed it to me. Then i realised it was about time to introduce my dad to mr Internet. It took a while before i got him away from the computer...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Originally posted by illectricpunk Ha, I found some of my dads porn old porn from when he was younger at my grandparents house. 1971 Playboy.

Uhm... Playboy != Porn