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Quite possibly the funniest thing having to do with such sophisticated weapons
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...?threadid=79080
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From the Land Warrior Info Site:
Software Subsystem:
Modular, open architecture
Provides tactical and mission data support
Adheres to Joint Technical Architecture-Army (JTA-A) and Common Operating Environment (COE) for maximum use of GOTS software and interoperability support
Microsoft© Windows© Operating System provides compatibility with commercial interfaces
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KABUL, Afghanistan (AP) -- 10 US soldiers were killed by blue screens today in an armed conflict on what is believed to be one of Osama Bin Laden's headquarters. The commander in charge of the operation broadcast this frantic message to his squadmates moments before falling prey to enemy sniper fire: "I'm picking up multiple targets on the rooftop. Shit. Wait... A fatal exception 0E has occurreded in VXD:VMM(01908CF1x0)??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT?"
As a result of these, and many other blue screen-related fatalities, President Bush convened a joint meeting of Congress to request authorization to "use all necessary and appropriate force" to bring Microsoft to justice.
"These covert attacks against American troops from Microsoft will not stand," said Bush in a recent press conference. "Microsoft has repeatedly shown its ineptitude in creating a stable, efficient operating system that can recover from exceptions, traps, and general protection faults. And they will be punished."
When asked for comment, Sec. of State Colin Powell simply replied, "Fucking Windows."
Added Bush, "These aren't just fatal exception errors. These are declarations of war."
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