|
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
Well yes and no, my normal teachers were good, and for the first two years my Japanese teacher was awesome, he was an American so he spoke perfect english, but was also totally fluent in Japanese. Then he leaves and he is replaced by some woman that we are pretty sure never taught a day in her life, and even though living in the US for 30 years, struggled to complete sentances (how she worked as a juvenille social worker before hand is beyond me).
She would say crazy things like "I be fall down" which wasnt even in context, "Get out the hall right now" when she wanted you to leave the class, etc.
The best line ever though is when we were watching a movie in class she sat in the back, and we talked during the film (it was Mr. Baseball, we had seen it 3 times that year already and twice the year before) she screams "BE QUITE I CANT SEE!!!!!"
We all turned around and looked at her, and then burst out laughing for 10 minutes straight!!!
Ohh and my math teacher in 7th grade was chinese and talked so slow that he would never get to the homework assignment. |
no, i was referring to the two grammatical errors and the grave mispelling of "english" itself.
___________________
The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.
|
