Back of the bowl, just above the water line.

Sometimes if im bored, I write secret messages in uric acid into the porcelain. That way, if the toilet is ever studied forensically, a little piece of me will be there...

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Originally posted by Lira Just above the water line. It's hard to miss the target and it doesn't make that "waterfall" sound.

+1

I thought about this a bit more, and I actually aim for the bit at the back of the bowl, just above the water. Less noise, and it's accurate because it all deflects into the water anyway...

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Originally posted by TrAnCeAkI BEST POLL of the century!! ive always wondered where guys aim!! lol i hate seeing pee around the toilet seat!!!! or even on it!! how the hell am i supposed to pee after that!!

Wrap some toilet paper around your hand and dry it up. This should be obligatory for every guy that misses the bowl and gets some on the seat IMO.

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I try to aim for the middle, though *sometimes* it doesn't really matter where you aim - you're going to get some on the toilet/floor...

Remember that scene from Me, Myself, and Irene? Yeah... it's funny because it's so, so true...

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Originally posted by JM at public restrooms i piss all over not sure why but its cos i can and if i do it at home i have to clean it up. >JM<

guess that answers my questions as to who answered "floor"

Water it is for me

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Originally posted by Lira Just above the water line. It's hard to miss the target and it doesn't make that "waterfall" sound.

lol...same here

if you have a black light, take it into the bathroom and shine it around the toilet...body fluids will glow...can see how nasty you really are lol.

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Originally posted by Swamper If you want to bitch and whine about your sig being edited then PM me with what it was and I'll look into it. Posting a thread about this wastes everyone's time

Just above waterline. Silent like a ninja.

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Originally posted by jrbuddha lol...same here if you have a black light, take it into the bathroom and shine it around the toilet...body fluids will glow...can see how nasty you really are lol.

I'm going to buy one just to try that.

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normally bottom of the bowl above the water..but when im drunk....as long as i dont piss on myself im happy!!!! LOL

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Originally posted by Dj XtReMe normally bottom of the bowl above the water..but when im drunk....as long as i dont piss on myself im happy!!!! LOL

haha so true

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