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| quote: | Originally posted by Yoepus
who unbolted your hat? |
Damn thing keeps comin' undone! I swear I tried everything - duct tape, superglue, bolts, staples, I mean it's almost as the foil hat makers want their hats to fall off. I mean it makes perfect sense when you think about it - the hat makers create a poor design, for what? Isn't the answer obvious by now?
They work for them.
It's the only logical conclusion here. I'm sure glad I figured this out before the election. You guys should be too. Now if I can only find a trustworthy barrier for my head.....
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Whence September dusk grows crisper still,
with leaves all crimson conquered,
I yearn to shout,
and dance about,
and stick pickles in my honker...
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