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goonerjack
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Jan 2004
Location: London, England

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I think most of the funnest bits in the simpsons are the unspoken things. Just the expressions on their faces, or an appropriately timed police siren or something make it hilarious. Although the true star of the show is Homer.

Very true... well timed "people-running-away" scenes are great too!

quote:
JUDGE: In that case, I sentence you to a lifetime on Monster Island
(Dont worry, its just a name)

**Scene cuts to Lisa and other running from a huge monster breathing fire

LISA: I thought he said it was just a name!
OTHER GUY: What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!

LMAO!! I remember the first time I heard that... i was drinking as well and most of it went up my nose :S

Keep the classics rolling!

Aug-01-2004 01:02 United Kingdom

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TweeK
What About The Future

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Underground Pirate Station [JSRF]

Homer-"Awww, 20 dollars?!? I wanted a peanut"

Homer talking to Grampa-"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless"

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Kaz
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Toronto

Brown Gino, are you by any chance Salman Kabir?

anyways my favorite quote:

(Homer is feeding Bart's elephant free peanuts at Moe's Tavern)

Moe: Homer, I think you are taking unfair advantage of my generous offer.

Homer: SHUT UP!!

Aug-01-2004 01:13

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goonerjack
Supreme tranceaddict

Registered: Jan 2004
Location: London, England

Grandpa: You never know what you're capable of son. I thought I never could shoot down a German plane... but last week I proved myself wrong

Aug-01-2004 01:20 United Kingdom

Azz3D
Asobi Seksu'd

Registered: Jul 2002
Location:

"Stupid sexy Flanders!"
-Homer

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Aug-01-2004 01:24 Yugoslavia

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Eddie N MIAMI
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Registered: May 2003
Location: el la ciudad de la furia

thoughts in homers head

Lenny: DENTAL PLAN!
Marge:LISA needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
DENTAL PLAN!
Lisa needs braces
Homer:if I dont have dental plan....I cant pay for lisas braces!

-Homer at a baseball game:"I've never realized how boring this game is"
-Mr.Burns talking to Don Matingly:
Burns:Mattingly cut those sideburns off you damn hippy
Mattingly:what sideburns?

"stoopid flanders"

When a friend of mine calls I answer at times with DENTAL PLAN! and my friend says lisa needs braces.
I watch the Simpsons alot but I cant remember all their quotes like you guys.

Aug-01-2004 01:35 United States

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Haunted
one scary ass mothertruck

Registered: Oct 2001
Location:

quote:
Originally posted by Azz3D
"Stupid sexy Flanders!"
-Homer

it feels like im wearing nothing at all! nothing at all! nothing at all!

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this is it.

Aug-01-2004 01:52 Zimbabwe

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Radagast
BANNED FOR LIFE!

Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Loc at Ion

Thought in Marge's head:
Lisa:"Mom, we need more OJ"
Bart:"Flinstones chewable morphine"
Homer:"I'll miss sheriff Lobo"
"OJ"
"Morphine"
"Lobo"
"OJ"
"Morphine"
"Lobo"...

(Corey Hotline): Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: gory, story, allegory...montessori...

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Aug-01-2004 02:38

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Syphiux
tranceaddict in training

Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Bergen, Norway

When Mr. Burns answer the phone:

Hoy hoy

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Flyboy217
Senior tranceaddict

Registered: Aug 2003
Location: In DEEP SPACE... Space... space... sp...

Homer (on phone, in a singsong voice): "Helllooo, my name is Mister Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

Guy: "All right Mr. Burns, let's see here. What's your first name?"

Homer (hesitates): "I... don't... know!"

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Homer, with Milhouse and Bart hidden under his jacket, while he is on stilts, to a doorman: "Helloo, my name is... Shaquille O'Neal."

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Homer: "Wow, that man is my EXACT duplicate! My God, that dog has a puffy tail!! Hee hee hee here puff! Here puff!" (chases after poodle)

(all paraphrased)

Aug-01-2004 02:47 United States

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PinkChicken
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Registered: Jul 2004
Location: less then 2 months away from Eugene, OR

ralph: Lisa whats the answer to number 7?
Lise:that would defeat the purupose of testing as a means of student evelauation
Ralph: (pauses) my cats name is mittens

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