Boner.


Boner.



More boners.

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Originally posted by Slylee hahahah what the?? yea, that's me i'm a model and i pose in public restroom sinks....

Hey, don't spoil the vision, woman!!

As for the "problem" at hand, that's an awkward one. The trick is, I find, to wear tight-fitting underwear. Ben Sherman boxors seem to do the trick, coz they hold your member down tight, and if he feels like popping up to say hello, he's restrained. Only when you get home do you wear the loose-fitting type, and let him run wild and free in the privacy of your own home. Ahh, sweet, sweet freedom.

Tight Fit

Wild And Free

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Originally posted by UWM Boner. Boner. More boners.

Wanna play this game, eh?
Don't make me talk my dirty talk to make all you men (*ahem*), I mean boys, get boners at work and half of you not know whether to tuck or wank it.

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Every nite with my star friends, we eat caviar & drink champagne.
Sniffing in the VIP area, we talk about Frank Sinatra.
You know Frank Sinatra? He's dead.
To be famous is so nice, $uck my D!ck, Ki$$ my A$$.
In limousines we have sex, every nite with my famous friends.

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Originally posted by xGirlx Wanna play this game, eh? Don't make me talk my dirty talk to make all you men (*ahem*), I mean boys, get boners at work and half of you not know whether to tuck or wank it.

tell me about filling cracks again

Hey since we've already got a thread about tucking our boners I think we're all covered.

Plus my office is mostly empty, I can get away with anythign I want, I could even have sex in here and nobody would notice.

BFNRs man... elastic underwear band is really the only way.

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Originally posted by xGirlx All this talk about boners is making me horny. STOP PLEASE!

if it would stop there would be no thread.

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Originally posted by Streakfury Hey, don't spoil the vision, woman!! As for the "problem" at hand, that's an awkward one. The trick is, I find, to wear tight-fitting underwear. Ben Sherman boxors seem to do the trick, coz they hold your member down tight, and if he feels like popping up to say hello, he's restrained. Only when you get home do you wear the loose-fitting type, and let him run wild and free in the privacy of your own home. Ahh, sweet, sweet freedom. Tight Fit Wild And Free

good stuff. I might check out those tigher fitting thingies. although i love me boxers.

or just fap at home and u wont get a boner.

i rarely get a boner when im out unless im super horny

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

Sit down, lean forward

next...

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Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie The "hand in the pocket" thing seems to work too. Please dont ask me how I know about this.

how do you know about this?

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Originally posted by Trancer85 how do you know about this?

I think we all know the answer to that one. Nadia from UK Big Brother 5 anyone??

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